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4.The Ghost

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there was comparative calm in the wormwood household for about a week after the superglue

episode. the experience had clearly chastened mr wormwood and he seemed temporarily to have

lost his taste for boasting and bullying.

then suddenly he struck again. perhaps he had had a bad day at the garage and had not sold

enough crummy second-hand cars. there are many things that make a man irritable when he

arrives home from work in the evening and a sensible wife will usually notice the storm-signals

and will leave him alone until he simmers down.

when mr wormwood arrived back from the garage that evening his face was as dark as a

thundercloud and somebody was clearly for the high-jump pretty soon. his wife recognised the

signs immediately and made herself scarce. he then strode into the living-room. matilda happened

to be curled up in an arm-chair in the corner, totally absorbed in a book. mr wormwood switched

on the television. the screen lit up. the programme blared. mr wormwood glared at matilda. she

hadn't moved. she had somehow trained herself by now to block her ears to the ghastly sound of

the dreaded box. she kept right on reading, and for some reason this infuriated the father. perhaps

his anger was

intensified because he saw her getting pleasure from something that was beyond his reach.

"don't you ever stop reading?" he snapped at her.

"oh, hello daddy," she said pleasantly. "did you have a good day?"

"what is this trash?" he said, snatching the book from her hands.

"it isn't trash, daddy, it's lovely. it's called the red pony. it's by john steinbeck, an american

writer. why don't you try it? you'll love it."

"filth," mr wormwood said. "if it's by an american it's certain to be filth. that's all they write

about."

"no daddy, it's beautiful, honestly it is. it's about . . ."

"i don't want to know what it's about," mr wormwood barked. "i'm fed up with your reading

anyway. go and find yourself something useful to

do." with frightening suddenness he now began ripping the pages out of the book in handfuls and

throwing them in the waste-paper basket.

matilda froze in horror. the father kept going. there seemed little doubt that the man felt some

kind of jealousy. how dare she, he seemed to be saying with each rip of a page, how dare she

enjoy reading books when he couldn't? how dare she?

"that's a library book!" matilda cried. "it doesn't belong to me! i have to return it to mrs phelps!"

"then you'll have to buy another one, won't you?" the father said, still tearing out pages. "you'll

have to save your pocket-money until there's enough in the kitty to buy a new one for your

precious mrs phelps, won't you?" with that he dropped the now empty covers of the book into the

basket and marched out of the room, leaving the telly blaring.

most children in matilda's place would have burst into floods of tears. she didn't do this. she sat

there very still and white and thoughtful. she seemed to know that neither crying nor sulking ever

got anyone anywhere. the only sensible thing to do when you are attacked is, as napoleon once

said, to counter-attack. matilda's wonderfully subtle mind was already at work devising yet

another suitable punishment for the poisonous parent. the plan that was now beginning to hatch in

her mind depended, however, upon whether or not fred's parrot was really as good a talker as fred

made out.

fred was a friend of matilda's. he was a small boy of six who lived just around the corner from

her, and for days he had been going on about this great talking parrot his father had given him.

so the following afternoon, as soon as mrs wormwood had departed in her car for another session

of bingo, matilda set out for fred's house to investigate. she knocked on his door and asked if he

would be kind enough to show her the famous bird. fred was delighted and led her up to his

bedroom where a truly magnificent blue and yellow parrot sat in a tall cage.

"there it is," fred said. "it's name is chopper."

"make it talk," matilda said.

"you can't make it talk," fred said. "you have to be patient. it'll talk when it feels like it."

they hung around, waiting. suddenly the parrot said, "hullo, hullo, hullo." it was exactly like a

human voice. matilda said, "that's amazing! what else can it say?"

"rattle my bones!" the parrot said, giving a wonderful imitation of a spooky voice. "rattle my

bones!"

"he's always saying that," fred told her .

"what else can he say?" matilda asked.

"that's about it," fred said. "but it is pretty marvellous don't you think?"

"it's fabulous," matilda said. "will you lend him to me just for one night?"

"no," fred said. "certainly not."

"i'll give you all my next week's pocket-money," matilda said.

that was different. fred thought about it for a few seconds. "all right, then," he said, "if you

promise to return him tomorrow."

matilda staggered back to her own empty house carrying the tall cage in both hands. there was a

large fireplace in the dining-room and she now set about wedging the cage up the chimney and out

of sight. this wasn't so easy, but she managed it in the end.

"hullo, hullo, hullo!" the bird called down to her. "hullo, hullo!"

"shut up, you nut!" matilda said, and she went out to wash the soot off her hands.

that evening while the mother, the father, the brother and matilda were having supper as usual in

the living-room in front of the television, a voice came loud and clear from the dining-room across

the hall. "hullo, hullo, hullo," it said.

"harry!" cried the mother, turning white. "there's someone in the house! i heard a voice!"

"so did i!" the brother said. matilda jumped up and switched off the telly. "ssshh!" she said.

"listen!"

they all stopped eating and sat there very tense, listening.

"hullo, hullo, hullo!" came the voice again.

"there it is!" cried the brother.

"it's burglars!" hissed the mother. "they're in the dining-room!"

"i think they are," the father said, sitting tight.

"then go and catch them, harry!" hissed the mother. "go out and collar them red-handed!"

the father didn't move. he seemed in no hurry to dash off and be a hero. his face had turned grey.

"get on with it!" hissed the mother. "they're probably after the silver!"

the husband wiped his lips nervously with his napkin. "why don't we all go and look together?"

he said.

"come on, then," the brother said. "come on, mum."

"they're definitely in the dining-room," matilda whispered. "i'm sure they are."

the mother grabbed a poker from the fireplace. the father took a golf-club that was standing in

the corner. the brother seized a table-lamp, ripping the plug out of its socket. matilda took the

knife she had been eating with, and all four of them crept towards the dining-room door, the father

keeping well behind the others.

"hullo, hullo, hullo," came the voice again.

"come on!" matilda cried and she burst into the room, brandishing her knife. "stick 'em up!" she

yelled. "we've caught you!" the others followed

her, waving their weapons. then they stopped. they stared around the room. there was no one

there.

"there's no one here," the father said, greatly relieved.

"i heard him, harry!" the mother shrieked, still quaking. "i distinctly heard his voice! so did you!"

"i'm certain i heard him!" matilda cried. "he's in here somewhere!" she began searching behind

the sofa and behind the curtains.

then came the voice once again, soft and spooky this time, "rattle my bones," it said. "rattle my

bones."

they all jumped, including matilda who was a pretty good actress. they stared round the room.

there was still no one there.

"it's a ghost," matilda said.

"heaven help us!" cried the mother, clutching her husband round the neck.

"i know it's a ghost!" matilda said. "i've heard it here before! this room is haunted! i thought you

knew that."

"save us!" the mother screamed, almost throttling her husband.

"i'm getting out of here," the father said, greyer than ever now. they all fled, slamming the door

behind them.

the next afternoon, matilda managed to get a rather sooty and grumpy parrot down from the

chimney and out of the house without being seen. she carried it through the back-door and ran

with it all the way to fred's house.

"did it behave itself?" fred asked her.

"we had a lovely time with it," matilda said. "my parents adored it."

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