then doctor crump arrived. grummet had met him not a hundred yards from the vicarage gate. he was a large, rather heavy-looking man, with a clean-shaven face and a double chin. he was dressed in a grey morning coat (he always affected grey), with a chequered black and white tie. "what's the trouble?" he said, entering and staring without a shadow of surprise at the angel's radiant face.

"this—ahem—gentleman," said the vicar, "or—ah—angel"—the angel bowed—"is suffering from a gunshot wound."

"gunshot wound!" said doctor crump. "in july! may i look at it, mr—angel, i think you said?"

"he will probably be able to assuage your[pg 51] pain," said the vicar. "let me assist you to remove your coat?"

the angel turned obediently.

"spinal curvature?" muttered doctor crump quite audibly, walking round behind the angel. "no! abnormal growth. hullo! this is odd!" he clutched the left wing. "curious," he said. "reduplication of the anterior limb—bifid coracoid. possible, of course, but i've never seen it before." the angel winced under his hands. "humerus. radius and ulna. all there. congenital, of course. humerus broken. curious integumentary simulation of feathers. dear me. almost avian. probably of considerable interest in comparative anatomy. i never did!——how did this gunshot happen, mr angel?"

the vicar was amazed at the doctor's matter-of-fact manner.

"our friend," said the angel, moving his head at the vicar.

"unhappily it is my doing," said the vicar, stepping forward, explanatory. "i mistook the gentleman—the angel (ahem)—for a large bird——"

[pg 52]

"mistook him for a large bird! what next? your eyes want seeing to," said doctor crump. "i've told you so before." he went on patting and feeling, keeping time with a series of grunts and inarticulate mutterings.... "but this is really a very good bit of amateur bandaging," said he. "i think i shall leave it. curious malformation this is! don't you find it inconvenient, mr angel?"

he suddenly walked round so as to look in the angel's face.

the angel thought he referred to the wound. "it is rather," he said.

"if it wasn't for the bones i should say paint with iodine night and morning. nothing like iodine. you could paint your face flat with it. but the osseous outgrowth, the bones, you know, complicate things. i could saw them off, of course. it's not a thing one should have done in a hurry——"

"do you mean my wings?" said the angel in alarm.

"wings!" said the doctor. "eigh? call 'em wings! yes—what else should i mean?"

[pg 53]

"saw them off!" said the angel.

"don't you think so? it's of course your affair. i am only advising——"

"saw them off! what a funny creature you are!" said the angel, beginning to laugh.

"as you will," said the doctor. he detested people who laughed. "the things are curious," he said, turning to the vicar. "if inconvenient"—to the angel. "i never heard of such complete reduplication before—at least among animals. in plants it's common enough. were you the only one in your family?" he did not wait for a reply. "partial cases of the fission of limbs are not at all uncommon, of course, vicar—six-fingered children, calves with six feet, and cats with double toes, you know. may i assist you?" he said, turning to the angel who was struggling with the coat. "but such a complete reduplication, and so avian, too! it would be much less remarkable if it was simply another pair of arms."

the coat was got on and he and the angel stared at one another.

"really," said the doctor, "one begins to[pg 54] understand how that beautiful myth of the angels arose. you look a little hectic, mr angel—feverish. excessive brilliance is almost worse as a symptom than excessive pallor. curious your name should be angel. i must send you a cooling draught, if you should feel thirsty in the night...."

he made a memorandum on his shirt cuff. the angel watched him thoughtfully, with the dawn of a smile in his eyes.

"one minute, crump," said the vicar, taking the doctor's arm and leading him towards the door.

the angel's smile grew brighter. he looked down at his black-clad legs. "he positively thinks i am a man!" said the angel. "what he makes of the wings beats me altogether. what a queer creature he must be! this is really a most extraordinary dream!"