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THE REAL JOURNALIST

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our age which has boasted of realism will fail chiefly through lack of reality. never, i fancy, has there been so grave and startling a divorce between the real way a thing is done and the look of it when it is done. i take the nearest and most topical instance to hand a newspaper. nothing looks more neat and regular than a newspaper, with its parallel columns, its mechanical printing, its detailed facts and figures, its responsible, polysyllabic leading articles. nothing, as a matter of fact, goes every night through more agonies of adventure, more hairbreadth escapes, desperate expedients, crucial councils, random compromises, or barely averted catastrophes. seen from the outside, it seems to come round as automatically as the clock and as silently as the dawn. seen from the inside, it gives all its organisers a gasp of relief every morning to see that it has come out at all; that it has come out without the leading article upside down or the pope congratulated on discovering the north pole.

i will give an instance (merely to illustrate my thesis of unreality) from the paper that i know best. here is a simple story, a little episode in the life of a journalist, which may be amusing and instructive: the tale of how i made a great mistake in quotation. there are really two stories: the story as seen from the outside, by a man reading the paper; and the story seen from the inside, by the journalists shouting and telephoning and taking notes in shorthand through the night.

this is the outside story; and it reads like a dreadful quarrel. the notorious g. k. chesterton, a reactionary torquemada whose one gloomy pleasure was in the defence of orthodoxy and the pursuit of heretics, long calculated and at last launched a denunciation of a brilliant leader of the new theology which he hated with all the furnace of his fanatic soul. in this document chesterton darkly, deliberately, and not having the fear of god before his eyes, asserted that shakespeare wrote the line “that wreathes its old fantastic roots so high.” this he said because he had been kept in ignorance by priests; or, perhaps, because he thought craftily that none of his dupes could discover a curious and forgotten rhyme called 'elegy in a country churchyard'. anyhow, that orthodox gentleman made a howling error; and received some twenty-five letters and post-cards from kind correspondents who pointed out the mistake.

but the odd thing is that scarcely any of them could conceive that it was a mistake. the first wrote in the tone of one wearied of epigrams, and cried, “what is the joke now?” another professed (and practised, for all i know, god help him) that he had read through all shakespeare and failed to find the line. a third wrote in a sort of moral distress, asking, as in confidence, if gray was really a plagiarist. they were a noble collection; but they all subtly assumed an element of leisure and exactitude in the recipient's profession and character which is far from the truth. let us pass on to the next act of the external tragedy.

in monday's issue of the same paper appeared a letter from the same culprit. he ingenuously confessed that the line did not belong to shakespeare, but to a poet whom he called grey. which was another cropper—or whopper. this strange and illiterate outbreak was printed by the editor with the justly scornful title, “mr. chesterton 'explains'?” any man reading the paper at breakfast saw at once the meaning of the sarcastic quotation marks. they meant, of course, “here is a man who doesn't know gray from shakespeare; he tries to patch it up and he can't even spell gray. and that is what he calls an explanation.” that is the perfectly natural inference of the reader from the letter, the mistake, and the headline—as seen from the outside. the falsehood was serious; the editorial rebuke was serious. the stern editor and the sombre, baffled contributor confront each other as the curtain falls.

and now i will tell you exactly what really happened. it is honestly rather amusing; it is a story of what journals and journalists really are. a monstrously lazy man lives in south bucks partly by writing a column in the saturday daily news. at the time he usually writes it (which is always at the last moment) his house is unexpectedly invaded by infants of all shapes and sizes. his secretary is called away; and he has to cope with the invading pigmies. playing with children is a glorious thing; but the journalist in question has never understood why it was considered a soothing or idyllic one. it reminds him, not of watering little budding flowers, but of wrestling for hours with gigantic angels and devils. moral problems of the most monstrous complexity besiege him incessantly. he has to decide before the awful eyes of innocence, whether, when a sister has knocked down a brother's bricks, in revenge for the brother having taken two sweets out of his turn, it is endurable that the brother should retaliate by scribbling on the sister's picture book, and whether such conduct does not justify the sister in blowing out the brother's unlawfully lighted match.

just as he is solving this problem upon principles of the highest morality, it occurs to him suddenly that he has not written his saturday article; and that there is only about an hour to do it in. he wildly calls to somebody (probably the gardener) to telephone to somewhere for a messenger; he barricades himself in another room and tears his hair, wondering what on earth he shall write about. a drumming of fists on the door outside and a cheerful bellowing encourage and clarify his thoughts; and he is able to observe some newspapers and circulars in wrappers lying on the table. one is a dingy book catalogue; the second is a shiny pamphlet about petrol; the third is a paper called the christian commonwealth. he opens it anyhow, and sees in the middle of a page a sentence with which he honestly disagrees. it says that the sense of beauty in nature is a new thing, hardly felt before wordsworth. a stream of images and pictures pour through his head, like skies chasing each other or forests running by. “not felt before wordsworth!” he thinks. “oh, but this won't do... bare ruined choirs where late the sweet birds sang... night's candles are burnt out... glowed with living sapphires... leaving their moon-loved maze... antique roots fantastic... antique roots wreathed high... what is it in as you like it?”

he sits down desperately; the messenger rings at the bell; the children drum on the door; the servants run up from time to time to say the messenger is getting bored; and the pencil staggers along, making the world a present of fifteen hundred unimportant words, and making shakespeare a present of a portion of gray's elegy; putting “fantastic roots wreathed high” instead of “antique roots peep out.” then the journalist sends off his copy and turns his attention to the enigma of whether a brother should commandeer a sister's necklace because the sister pinched him at littlehampton. that is the first scene; that is how an article is really written.

the scene now changes to the newspaper office. the writer of the article has discovered his mistake and wants to correct it by the next day: but the next day is sunday. he cannot post a letter, so he rings up the paper and dictates a letter by telephone. he leaves the title to his friends at the other end; he knows that they can spell “gray,” as no doubt they can: but the letter is put down by journalistic custom in a pencil scribble and the vowel may well be doubtful. the friend writes at the top of the letter “'g. k. c.' explains,” putting the initials in quotation marks. the next man passing it for press is bored with these initials (i am with him there) and crosses them out, substituting with austere civility, “mr. chesterton explains.” but and now he hears the iron laughter of the fates, for the blind bolt is about to fall—but he neglects to cross out the second “quote” (as we call it) and it goes up to press with a “quote” between the last words. another quotation mark at the end of “explains” was the work of one merry moment for the printers upstairs. so the inverted commas were lifted entirely off one word on to the other and a totally innocent title suddenly turned into a blasting sneer. but that would have mattered nothing so far, for there was nothing to sneer at. in the same dark hour, however, there was a printer who was (i suppose) so devoted to this government that he could think of no gray but sir edward grey. he spelt it “grey” by a mere misprint, and the whole tale was complete: first blunder, second blunder, and final condemnation.

that is a little tale of journalism as it is; if you call it egotistic and ask what is the use of it i think i could tell you. you might remember it when next some ordinary young workman is going to be hanged by the neck on circumstantial evidence.

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