aurelius, physician of gilderoy, flourished on the fatness of a fortunate reputation. he was a rubicund soul, clean and pleasant, with a neatly-trimmed beard, and a brow that seemed to dome a very various and abundant wisdom. he combined a sprightly humour and an enlivening presence with the reverent solemnity necessary to his profession.
as for the ladies of gilderoy, they reverenced master aurelius with a loyalty that became perhaps less remarkable the more one considered the character of the worthy charlatan. aurelius was an æsculap in court clothing. he was ignorant, but as no one realised the fact, the soul of hippocrates would have been wasted in his body. discretion was his crowning virtue. he was so sage, so intelligent, so full of a simple understanding for the ways of women, that the frail creatures could not love him enough. the confidences granted to a priest were nothing compared to the truths that were unmasked to his tactful ken. the physician is the priest of the body, a privileged person, suffered to enter the bed-chamber before the solemn rites of the toilet have been performed. he sees many strange truths, beholds fine and wonderful transfigurations, presides over the confessional of the flesh. and aurelius never whispered of these mysteries; never displayed astonishment; always discovered extraordinary justification for the quaintest inconsistencies, the most romantic failings. he carried a sweet and sympathetic air of propriety about with him, like a perfume that exhaled a most comfortable odour of religion. his salves were delectable to a degree, his unguents and cosmetics remarkable productions. dames took his potions in lieu of malmsey, his powders in place of sweetmeats. never did a more pleasant, a more tactful old hypocrite pander to the failings of an unregenerate world.
aurelius stood in his laboratory one june morning, balancing a money-bag in his chubby pink palm. he seemed tickled by some subtlety of thought, and wonderfully well pleased with his own good-humour. he smiled, locked the money-bag in a drawer that stood in a confidential cupboard, and, taking his cap and walking-staff, repaired to the street. pacing the narrow pavement like a veritable potentate, pretentious as any peacock, yet mightily amiable from the superb self-satisfaction that roared in him like a furnace, he acknowledged the greetings of passers-by with the elevation of a hand, a solemn movement of the head. it was well to seem unutterably serious when under the eyes of the mob. only educated folk can properly understand levity in a sage.
in the erminois, a stately highway that ran northwards from the cathedral, he halted before a mansion whose windows were rich with scutcheons and proud blazonry. aurelius prospered with the rich. the atmosphere of the mean quarters was like a miasma to him; he loved sunlight and high places where he might bask like a lizard. he passed by a great gateway into the inner court, and was admitted into the house with that ready deference that speaks of familiarity and respect.
aurelius climbed the broad stairway, and sailed like a stately carrack into my lady's chamber. a dame in blue and silver greeted him from an oriel. the compounder of cosmetics bowed, disposed his staff and velvet cap upon a table, and appropriated the chair the lady had assigned to him.
"superb weather, madame."
"too sultry, though i am a warm-souled person."
"true, madame, true, gilderoy would be fresher if there were no mean folk to stifle up the streets like weeds. the alleys send up such an unpleasant stench upon the breeze, that it makes the cultured sense revolt from poverty."
the lady duessa's lips curled approvingly,
"poverty, poverty, my dear aurelius, is like a carcase, fit only for quicklime. if i had the rule of the place, i would make poverty a crime, and cram all our human sweepings into lazar quarters."
the man of physic nodded for sympathy.
"exactly so, madame, but one would have to deal with the inevitable religious instinct."
"that would be simple enough," she simpered. "i should confine religion to shadows and twinkling tapers, lights streaming in through enamelled casements upon solemn colours bowing before dreamy music; pardons and absolutions bought with a purse of gold. it is sad, aurelius, but who doubts but that religion makes scavengers of us all? away with your smug widows, your frouzy burgher saints, your yellow-skinned priest-hunters! i would rather have picturesque sin than vulgar piety."
the man of herbs sighed like an organ pipe.
"everything can be pardoned before coarseness," he said; "give me a dirty heart before a dirty face, provided the sinner be pretty. i trust that madame was satisfied with my endeavours, that the perfumes were such as she desired, the oil of arabia pleasant and fragrant?"
"magical, my æsculap. the oil makes the skin like velvet, and the drugs are paradisic and full of languors. ah, woman, set the tray beside master aurelius' chair."
the man's eyes glistened over the salver and the cup. he bowed to his hostess, sniffed, and pursed his lips over the wine.
"madame knows how to warm the heart."
"truth to you. who have you been renovating of late? what carcase have you been painting, you useful rogue?"
"madame, my profession is discreet."
"i see your work everywhere. there is the little brown-faced thing who is to marry john of brissac. well, she needed art severely. now the lady has a complexion like apple-blossom."
the old man's eyes twinkled.
"madame is pleased to jest," he said, "and to think her fancies--realities. were all ladies as fresh as madame duessa, what, think you, would become of my delectable art, my science of beauty? i should be a poor bankrupt old man, ruined by too much comeliness."
aurelius always had the wit to say the pleasantest thing possible, and to press the uttermost drop of honey from the comb of flattery. a surly tongue will break a man, a glib intelligence ensure him a fortune. aurelius earned many a fee by a pretty speech, or a tactful suggestion. then of course he was never hindered by sincerity.
"holy dominic," laughed the lady, "i have proved a good patron to you in many ways."
"and i trust i shall always deserve madame's trust."
"a discreet tongue and a comfortable obedience are sweet things to a woman, aurelius."
"madame's voice recalls delphi."
"ah, the greeks were poets; they knew how to fit their religion to their pleasures. 'tis only we, poor fools, who measure sin by a priest's pardon. give me a torch before an aspergill."
the man of physic sipped his wine, cogitating over it with jovian wisdom.
"the chief aim in life, madame," he said, "should be the perfecting of one's own comfort. 'tis my contention that a fat bishop is a finer christian than a lean friar. the truism is obvious. is not my soul the more mellifluous and benign if its shell is gilded and its vest of velvet?"
duessa chuckled, and flipped her chin.
"give me a warm bed," she laughed, "and i will pity creation. the world's saints are plump and comely; the true goddess has a supple knee. am i the worse for being buxom!"
"madame," said the sage with great unction, "only beggars denounce gold, and heaven is the dream of diseased souls. the cult of pleasure is the seal of health. discontent is the seed of religion."
the door opened a few inches, and there was the sound of voices in muffled debate in the gallery. the lady duessa listened, rose from her chair, appeared restless. the man of physic comprehended the situation, and with that tact that characterised him, declared that he had patronage elsewhere to assuage. the lady did not detain him, but dismissed him with a smile--a smile that on such a face as hers often took the place of words. so master aurelius took his departure.
five minutes later sforza, gonfaloniere of gilderoy, occupied the vacant chair in the oriel.
there are many ways to fame. by the broad, embattled gate where the cerberus of war crouches; by the glistening stair of glass where all the beauty of the world gleams as in a thousand mirrors; by the cloaca of diplomacy and cunning, that tunnels under truth and honour. sforza of gilderoy was a man who never took his finger off a guinea till he had seen ten dropped into the other palm. he was a narrow-faced, long-whiskered rat, ever nibbling, ever poking his keen snout into prospective prosperity. he had no real reverence for anything under the sun. to speak metaphorically, he would as soon steal the sacrificial wafer from the altar as the cheese from a burgher's larder. when he lived in earnest, he lived in moral nebulosity, that is to say, he had no light save his own lantern. publicly, he appeared a sleek, dignified person, quick with his figures, apt at oratory, a man who could quote scripture by the ell and swear by every saint in the calendar.
sforza, gonfaloniere of gilderoy, sat and faced dame duessa over a little table that held wine and a bowl of roses. his large hands rested on the carved arms of the chair. he had a debonair smirk on his face, a mask of complacency that suffered him to be vigilant in a polite and courteous fashion.
"madame has considered my proposition?"
the woman leant back in her chair and worked her full lower lip against her teeth.
"i recognise your infallibility, gonfaloniere."
"only to the level of human foresight, madame."
"you have a longer nose than most men."
"i take the insinuation as a compliment."
he contemplated her awhile in silence.
"how am i to know that you are sincere?" he said.
"need you disbelieve me?"
"it is my custom to disbelieve in everybody."
"till they have satisfied you?"
"exactly."
duessa looked out of the window, and played with her chatelaine.
"you know women?"
"i would never lay claim to such an arrogance of cunning."
"nevertheless you are no fool."
"i am no fool."
"and you imagine my protestations are not sincere, even after what i have suffered?"
he smiled at her most cunningly.
"you want proof?"
"i do not like unsigned documents."
she started forward in her chair with a strangely strenuous look on her face.
"fanatic fools have often made some show of fortitude," she said, "by thrusting a hand into the fire, or the like. see now if i am a liar or a coward."
before he could stay her she drew a small stiletto from her belt, spread her left hand on the table, and then smote the steel through the thick of the palm, and held it there without flinching as the blood flowed.
"my signature," she said, with her cheeks a shade paler.
"madame, you have spirit."
"do you believe in me?"
"i may say so."
"you will include me in your schemes?"
"i will."
"you remember our mutual bargain?"
"i remember it."
she withdrew the stiletto and wrapped her bleeding hand in her robe.
"you will initiate me--at once."
"to-morrow, madame, you shall go with me to the council."
