the driver visits a little elderly gentlewoman and prepares the iron horse for action.
next day john marrot spent the brief period of repose accorded by the doctor to his leg in romping about the house with the baby in his arms. being a large man, accustomed to much elbow-room and rapid motion, and the house being small, john may be said to have been a dangerous character in the family on such occasions. apart from baby, no elephant was ever more sluggish in his motions; but when coupled—professionally speaking—to his own tender infant, john knew no bounds, his wife knew no rest and his baby knew no higher earthly bliss.
sometimes it was on his shoulder, sometimes on his head and often on his foot, riding with railway speed to “banbury cross.” again it was on its back in the crib or on the bed being tickled into fits of laughter, which bid fair at times to merge into fits of convulsion, to the horror of little gertie, who came in for a large share of that delightful holiday’s enjoyment, but whose spirit was frequently harrowed with alarm at the riotous conduct of her invalid father. in his glee the man might have been compared to a locomotive with a bad driver, who was constantly shutting off the steam and clapping on the brakes too soon or too late, thus either falling short of or overshooting his mark. what between the door and the dresser, the fire, the crib, the window, and the furniture, john showed himself a dreadfully bad pilot and was constantly running into or backing out of difficulties. at last towards the afternoon of that day, while performing a furious charge round the room with baby on his head, he overturned the wash-tub, which filled the baby with delirious joy, and gertie with pleasurable alarm.
as for mrs marrot, she was too happy to have her husband at home for a whole day to care much about trifles, nevertheless she felt it her duty to reprove him, lest the children should learn a bad lesson.
“there now, john, i knew you’d do it at last. you’re much too violent, and you shouldn’t ought to risk the baby’s neck in that way. such a mess! how can you expect me to keep things tidy if you go on so?”
john was very penitent. he did not reply at first, but putting baby into the crib—where it instantly drowned with a great yell the shriek of a passing train—he went down on his knees and began to “swab” up the water with a jack-towel. loo ran laughingly from the corner where she had been sewing, and insisted on doing it for him.
“you’ll hurt your leg, father, if you bend it so, and i’m sure it must be swelled and pained enough already with so much romping.”
“not a bit, loo,” objected john. “it was me as caused the mess, an’ justice requires that i should swab it up. there, go sew that sentiment into a sampler an’ hang it up over yer bed.”
but loo would not give in. while they were still engaged in the controversy the door opened, and young bob marrot stood before them with his eyes wide open and his hair straight up on end, as if he had recently seen a ghost. this aspect, however, was no sign of alarm, being his normal condition.
“ha! seems to me, somehow, that somebody’s bin up to somethin’.”
“right bob,” replied his father, rising from his knees and throwing the jack-towel at him.
the lad easily evaded the shot, being well accustomed to elude much more deadly missiles, and, picking up the towel, quietly set to work to perform the duty in dispute.
“you’re wanted,” he said, looking up at his father while he wrung the towel over a tin basin.
“eh! where?”
“up at the shed.”
“i’m on sick leave,” said john.
“can’t help that. the 6:30 p.m. passenger train must be drove, and there’s nobody left but you to drive it. jones is away with a goods train owin’ to maxwell having sprained his ankle, and long thompson is down with small-pox, so you’ll have to do it. i offered ’em my services, but the manager he said that intelligent lads couldn’t be spared for such menial work, and told me to go and fetch you.”
“maxwell had no business to sprain his ankle,” said john marrot. “hows’ever,” he added cheerfully, “i’ve had a rare good holiday, an’ the leg’s all but right again, so, molly, let’s have an early tea; i’ll give it a good rest for another half-hour and then be ready for the 6:30 p.m-ers. cut off your steam, will you?”
this last observation was made to the baby, and was accompanied by a shake and a toss towards the ceiling which caused him to obey instantly, under the impression, no doubt that the fun was to be renewed. being, however, consigned to the care of gertie he again let on the steam and kept it up during the whole time the family were at tea—which meal they enjoyed thoroughly, quite regardless of the storm.
he was asleep when his father rose at last and buttoned his heavy coat up to the chin, while mrs marrot stood on tiptoe to arrange more carefully the woollen shawl round his neck.
“now, don’t stand more than you can help on your hurt leg, john.”
“certainly not, duckie,” said john, stooping to kiss the upturned face; “i’ll sit on the rail as much as i can, like a ’merican racoon. by the way,” he added, turning suddenly to loo, “you delivered that note from young mr tipps to his mother?”
“yes, immediately after i got it from you; and i waited to see if there was an answer, but she said there wasn’t. it must have contained bad news, i fear, for she turned pale while she read it.”
“h’m, well,” said john, putting on his cap, “don’t know nothin’ about what was in it, so it’s no bizzness o’ mine.”
with a hearty good-evening to all, and a special embrace to gertie, the engine-driver left his home, accompanied by bob his hopeful son.
“mr sharp,” said bob, as they walked along, “has bin makin’ oncommon partikler inquiries among us about some o’ the porters. i raither think they’re a bad lot.”
“not at all,” replied his father severely. “they’re no more a bad lot than the drivers, or, for the matter of that, than the clerks or the directors, or the lamp-boys. you ought to be gittin’ old enough by this time, bob, to know that every lot o’ fish in this world, however good, has got a few bad uns among ’em. as a rule railway directors and railway clerks, and railway porters and railway officials of all sorts are good—more or less—the same may be said of banks an’ insurances, an’ all sorts of things—but, do what ye may, a black sheep or two will git in among ’em, and, of course, the bigger the consarn, the more numerous the black sheep. even the clergy ain’t free from that uniwersal law of natur. but what’s mr sharp bin inquiring arter?”
“ah—wot indeed!” replied bob; “’ow should i know? mr sharp ain’t the man to go about the line with a ticket on his back tellin’ wot he’s arter. by no means. p’lice superintendents ain’t usually given to that; but he’s arter somethin’ partickler.”
“well, that ain’t no bizzness of ours, bob, so we don’t need to trouble our heads about it. there’s nothin’ like mindin’ yer own bizzness. same time,” added john after a short pause, “that’s no reason why, as a sea-farin’ friend o’ mine used to say, a man shouldn’t keep his weather-eye open, d’ye see?”
bob intimated that he did see, by winking with the eye that chanced to be next his parent; but further converse between father and son was interrupted at a turn in the road, where they were joined by a stout, broad-shouldered young man, whose green velveteen jacket vest, and trousers bespoke him a railway porter.
“evenin’, sam,” said our driver with a friendly nod; “goin’ on night dooty, eh?”
“yes, worse luck,” replied sam, thrusting his powerful hands into his pockets.
“why so, sam, you ain’t used to mind night dooty?”
“no more i do,” said sam testily, “but my missus is took bad, and there’s no one to look after her properly—for that old ’ooman we got ain’t to be trusted. ’tis a hard thing to have to go on night dooty when a higher dooty bids me stay at home.”
there was a touch of deep feeling in the tone in which the latter part of sam natly’s remark was uttered. his young wife, to whom he had been only a year married, had fallen into bad health, and latterly the doctors had given him little encouragement to hope for her recovery.
“sam,” said john marrot stopping, “i’ll go an’ send a friend, as i knows of, to look after yer wife.”
“a friend?” said sam; “you can’t mean any o’ your own family, john, for you haven’t got time to go back that length now, and—”
“well, never mind, i’ve got time to go where i’m agoin’. you run on to the shed, bob, and tell garvie that i’ll be there in fifteen minutes.”
the engine-driver turned off abruptly, and, increasing his pace to a smart walk, soon stood before the door of one of those uncommonly small neat suburban villas which the irrigating influence of the grand national trunk railway had caused to spring up like mushrooms around the noisy, smoky, bustling town of clatterby—to the unspeakable advantage of that class of gentlefolk who possess extremely limited incomes, but who, nevertheless, prefer fresh air to smoke.
“is your missus at ’ome?” he inquired of the stout elderly woman who answered to his modest summons—for although john was wont to clatter and bang through the greater part of his daily and nightly career, he was tender of touch and act when out of his usual professional beat.
“yes; do you wish to see her?”
“i does, my dear. sorry i ’aven’t got a card with me, but if you’ll just say that it’s john marrot, the engine-driver, i dessay that’ll do for a free pass.”
the elderly woman went off with a smile, but returned quickly with an anxious look, and bade the man follow her. he was ushered into a small and poorly furnished but extremely neat and clean parlour, where sat a thin little old lady in an easy-chair, looking very pale.
“ev’nin’, ma’am,” said john, bowing and looking rougher and bigger than usual in such a small apartment.
“you—you—don’t bring bad news, i hope!—my son joseph—”
“oh no, mrs tipps, not by no means,” said marrot, hasting to relieve the timid old lady’s feelings, “mr joseph is all right—nothing wotiver wrong with him—nor likely to be, ma’am. leastwise he wos all right w’en i seed ’im last.”
“and when might that be?” asked the timid old lady with a sigh of relief as she clasped her hands tightly together.
“w’y, let me see,” said john, touching his forehead, “it was yesterday evenin’ w’en i came up with the northern express.”
“but many accidents might have happened since yesterday evening,” said mrs tipps, still in an anxious tone.
“that’s true, ma’am. all the engines on the grand trunk from the pentland firth to the channel might have bu’sted their bilers since that time—but it ain’t likely,” replied john, with a bland smile.
“and—and what was my son doing when you passed him? did you speak to him?”
“speak to him! bless your heart, ma’am,” said john, with another benignant smile, “i went past langrye station at sixty mile an hour, so we hadn’t much chance to speak to each other. it would have been as much as we could have managed, if we’d tried it, to exchange winks.”
“dreadful!” exclaimed mrs tipps in a low tone. “is that the usual rate of travelling on your railway?”
“oh dear no, ma’am. it’s only my express train as goes at that rate. other expresses run between forty and fifty miles, an’ or’nary trains average about thirty miles an hour—goods, they go at about twenty, more or less; but they varies a good deal. the train i drives is about the fastest in the kingdom, w’ich is pretty much the same as sayin’ it’s the fastest in the world, ma’am. sometimes i’m obleeged to go as high as nigh seventy miles an hour to make up time.”
“the fastest mail-coaches in my young days,” said mrs tipps, “used to go at the rate of ten miles an hour, i believe.”
“pretty much so,” said john. “they did manage a mile or two more, i’m told, but that was their average of crawlin’ with full steam on.”
“and you sometimes drive at sixty or seventy miles an hour?”
“yes, ma’am.”
“with people in the carriages?”
“cer’nly, ma’am.”
“how i wish that i had lived a hundred years ago!” sighed poor mrs tipps.
“you’d have bin a pretty old girl by this time if you had,” thought the engine-driver, but he was too polite to give utterance to the thought.
“and what was my son doing when you passed him at that frightful speed—you could see him, i suppose?”
“oh yes, ma’am, i could see him well enough. he was talkin’ an’ laughin’, as far as i could make out, with an uncommon pretty girl.”
“indeed!” exclaimed mrs tipps, flushing slightly—for she was extremely sensitive,—and evidently much relieved by this information. “well, my good man, what do you wish me to do for you? anything that is in my power to—”
“thankee, ma’am, but i don’t want you to do nothin’ for me.”
“then what have you to say to me?” added the old lady with a little smile that was clearly indicative of a kind little heart.
“i’ve come to take the liberty, ma’am, of askin’ you to do one of my mates a favour.”
“most willingly,” said mrs tipps with animation. “i shall never forget that you saved my dear joseph’s life by pulling him off the line when one of your dreadful engines was going straight over him. anything that i am capable of doing for you or your friends will be but a poor return for what you have done for me. i have often asked you to allow me to make me some such return, mr marrot, and have been grieved at your constant refusal. i am delighted that you come to me now.”
“you’re very good to say so, ma’am. the fact is that one o’ my friends, a porter on the line, named sam natly, has a young wife who is, i fear, far gone wi’ consumption; she’s worse to-night an’ poor sam’s obliged to go on night dooty, so he can’t look arter her, an’ the old ’ooman they’ve got ain’t worth nothin’. so i thought i’d make bold, ma’am, to ask you to send yer servant to git a proper nurse to take charge of her to-night, it would be—”
“i’ll go myself!” exclaimed mrs tipps, interrupting, and starting up with a degree of alacrity that astonished the engine-driver. “here, write down the address on that piece of paper—you can write, i suppose?”
“yes, ma’am,” replied john, modestly, as he bent down and wrote the address in a bold flowing hand, “i raither think i can write. i write notes, on a paper i’ve got to fill up daily, on the engine; an’ w’en a man’s trained to do that, ma’am, it’s my opinion he’s fit to write in any circumstances whatsomedever. why, you’d hardly believe it, ma’am, but i do assure you, that i wrote my fust an’ last love-letter to my missus on the engine. i was drivin’ the lightenin’ at the time—that’s the name o’ my engine, ma’am, an’ they calls me jack blazes in consikence—well, i’d bin courtin’ molly, off-an’-on, for about three months. she b’longed to pinchley station, you must know, where we used to stop to give her a drink—”
“what! to give molly a drink?”
“no, ma’am,” replied john, with a slight smile, “to give the ingine a drink. well, she met me nigh every day ’xcept sundays at that station, and as we’d a pretty long time there—about five minutes—we used to spend it beside the pump, an’ made the most of it. but somehow i took it into my head that molly was playin’ fast an’ loose with me, an’ i was raither cool on her for a time. hows’ever, her father bein’ a pointsman, she wos shifted along with him to langrye station—that’s where your son is, ma’am—an’ as we don’t stop there we was obleeged to confine our courtship to a nod an’ a wave of a handkerchief. leastwise she shook out a white handkerchief an’ i flourished a lump o’ cotton-waste. well, one day as we was close upon langrye station—about two miles—i suddenly takes it into my head that i’d bring the thing to a pint, so i sings out to my mate—that was my fireman, ma’am—says i, ‘look out jim,’ an’ i draws out my pencil an’ bends my legs—you must always bend your legs a little, ma’am, w’en you writes on a locomotive, it makes springs of ’em, so to speak—an’ i writes on the back of a blank time-bill, ‘molly, my dear, no more shilly-shallyin’ with me. time’s up. if you’ll be tender, i’ll be locomotive. only say the word and we’re coupled for life in three weeks. a white handkerchief means yes, a red ’un, no. if red, you’ll see a noo driver on the 10:15 a.m. express day after to-morrow. john marrot.’ i was just in time to pitch the paper crumpled up right into her bosom,” continued the driver, wiping his forehead as if the deep anxiety of that eventful period still affected him, “an’ let me tell you, ma’am, it requires a deal o’ nice calculation to pitch a piece o’ crumpled paper true off a locomotive goin’ between fifty and sixty miles an hour; but it went all straight—i could see that before we was gone.”
“and what was the result?” asked the little old lady as earnestly as if that result were still pending.
“w’y, the result wos as it should be! my letter was a short ’un, but it turned out to be a powerful brake. brought her up sharp—an’ we was coupled in less than six weeks.”
“amazing phase of human life!” observed mrs tipps, gazing in admiration at the stalwart giant who stood deferentially before her.
“well, it was a raither coorious kind o’ proposal,” said marrot with a smile, “but it worked uncommon well. i’ve never wanted to uncouple since then.”
“pardon me, mr marrot,” said mrs tipps, with little hysterical laugh—knowing that she was about to perpetrate a joke—“may i ask if there are any—any little tenders?”
“oh, lots of ’em,” replied john, “quite a train of ’em; four livin’ an’ three gone dead. the last was coupled on only a short time ago. you’ll excuse me now, ma’am,” he added, pulling out and consulting the ponderous chronometer with which the company supplied him, “i must go now, havin’ to take charge o’ the 6:30 p.m. train,—it ain’t my usual train, but i’m obleeged to take it to-night owin’ to one of our drivers havin’ come by an accident. evenin’, ma’am.”
john bowed, and retired so promptly that poor mrs tipps had no time to make further inquiry into the accident referred to—at the very mention of which her former alarm came back in full force. however, she wisely got the better of her own anxieties by throwing herself into those of others. putting on her bonnet she sallied forth on her errand of mercy.
meanwhile john marrot proceeded to the engine-shed to prepare his iron horse for action. here he found that his fireman, will garvie, and his cleaner, had been attending faithfully to their duty. the huge locomotive, which looked all the more gigantic for being under cover, was already quivering with that tremendous energy—that artificial life—which rendered it at once so useful and so powerful a servant of man. its brasses shone with golden lustre, its iron rods and bars, cranks and pistons glittered with silvery sheen, and its heavier parts and body were gay with a new coat of green paint. every nut and screw and lever and joint had been screwed up, and oiled, examined, tested, and otherwise attended to, while the oblong pit over which it stood when in the shed—and into which its ashes were periodically emptied—glowed with the light of its intense furnace. ever and anon a little puff issued from its safety-valve, proving to john marrot that there was life within his fiery steed sufficient to have blown the shed to wreck with all its brother engines, of which there were at the time two or three dozen standing—some disgorging their fire and water after a journey, and preparing to rest for the night; some letting off steam with a fiendish yell unbearably prolonged; others undergoing trifling repairs preparatory to starting next day, and a few, like that of our engine-driver, ready for instant action and snorting with impatience like war-horses “scenting the battle from afar.” the begrimed warriors, whose destiny it was to ride these iron chargers, were also variously circumstanced. some in their shirt sleeves busy with hammer and file at benches hard by; others raking out fire-boxes, or oiling machinery; all busy as bees, save the few, who, having completed their preparations, were buttoning up their jackets and awaiting the signal to charge.
at last that signal came to john marrot—not in a loud shout of command or a trumpet-blast, but by the silent hand of time, as indicated on his chronometer.
“but how,” it may be asked, “does john marrot know precisely the hour at which he has to start, the stations he has to stop at, the various little acts of coupling on and dropping off carriages and trucks, and returning with trains or with ‘empties’ within fixed periods so punctually, that he shall not interfere with, run into, or delay, the operations of the hundreds of drivers whose duties are as complex, nice, important, and swift as his own.”
reader, we reply that john knows it all in consequence of the perfection of system attained in railway management. without this, our trains and rails all over the kingdom would long ago have been smashed up into what irishmen expressively name smithereens.
the duty of arranging the details of the system devolves on the superintendents of departments on the line, namely, the passenger, goods, and locomotive superintendents, each of whom reigns independently and supreme in his own department, but of course, like the members of a well-ordered family, they have to consult together in order that their trains may be properly horsed, and the time of running so arranged that there shall be no clashing in their distinct though united interests. when the number of trains and time of running have been fixed, and finally published by the passenger superintendent—who is also sometimes the “out-door superintendent,” and who has duties to perform that demand very considerable powers of generalship,—it is the duty of the locomotive superintendent to supply the requisite engines. this officer, besides caring for all the “plant” or rolling-stock, new and old, draws out periodically a schedule, in which is detailed to a nicety every minute act that has to be done by drivers—the hour at which each engine is to leave the shed on each day of the week, the number of each engine, its driver and fireman, and the duties to be performed; and this sheet contains complete daily (nay, almost hourly) directions for passenger, goods, and pilot-engines.
in order to secure attention to these regulations, each engineman is fined one shilling for every minute he is behind time in leaving the shed. the difficulty of making these runnings of trains dovetail into each other on lines where the traffic is great and constant, may well be understood to be considerable, particularly when it is remembered that ordinary regular traffic is interfered with constantly by numerous excursion, special, and other irregular trains, in the midst of which, also, time must be provided for the repair and renewal of the line itself, the turning of old rails, laying down of new ones, raising depressed sleepers, renewing broken chairs, etcetera,—all which is constantly going on, and that, too, at parts of the line over which hundreds of trains pass in the course of the twenty-four hours.
besides the arrangements for the regular traffic, which are made monthly, a printed sheet detailing the special traffic, repairs of lines, new and altered signals, working arrangements, etcetera, is issued weekly to every member of the staff; particularly to engine-drivers and guards. we chance to possess one of these private sheets, issued by one of our principal railways. let us peep behind the scenes for a moment and observe how such matters are managed.
the vacation has come to an end, and the boys of rapscallion college will, on a certain day, pour down on the railway in shoals with money in hand and a confident demand for accommodation. this invading army must be prepared for. ordinary trains are not sufficient for it. delay is dangerous on railways; it must not be permitted; therefore the watchful superintendent writes an order which we find recorded as follows:—
“wednesday, 26th april,—accommodation must be provided on this day in the 3:10 and 6:25 p.m. up, and 2:25 and 6:10 p.m. down trains, for the cadets returning to rapscallion college. by the trains named, rapscallion college tickets will be collected at whitewater on the down journey, and at smokingham on the up journey. oldershot to send a man to whitewater to assist in the collection of these tickets.”
again—a “relief train” has to be utilised. it won’t “pay” to run empty trains on the line unnecessarily, therefore the superintendent has his eye on it, and writes:—
“april 23rd.—an empty train will leave whiteheath for woolhitch at about 8:10 p.m., to work up from woolhitch at 9:05 p.m., calling at woolhitch dockyard and curlton, and forming the 9:15 p.m. up ordinary train from whiteheath. greatgun street to provide engines and guards for this service.”
this is but a slight specimen of the providing, dovetailing, timing, and guarding that has to be done on all the lines in the kingdom. in the same sheet from which the above is quoted, we find notes, cautions, and intimations as to such various matters as the holding of the levers of facing points when trains are passing through junctions; the attention required of drivers to new signals; the improper use of telegraph bells; the making search for lost “passes;” the more careful loading of goods waggons; the changes in regard to particular trains; the necessity of watchfulness on the part of station-masters, robberies having been committed on the line; the intimation of dates when and places where ballast trains are to be working on the line; the times and, places when and where repairs to line are to take place during the brief intervals between trains of the ordinary traffic; and many other matters, which naturally lead one to the belief that superintendents of railways must possess the eyes of argus, the generalship of wellington, and the patience of job.
being carefully hedged in, as we have shown, with strict rules and regulations, backed by fines in case of the slightest inattention, and the certainty of prompt dismissal in case of gross neglect or disobedience, with the possibility of criminal prosecution besides looming in the far distance, our friend, john marrot, knowing his duties well, and feeling perfect confidence in himself and his superiors, consulted his chronometer for the last time, said, “now, then, bill!” and mounted his noble steed.
will garvie, who was putting a finishing drop of oil into some part of the machinery, took his station beside his mate and eased off the brake. john let off two sharp whistles (an imperative duty on the part of every driver before starting an engine) and let on the steam. the first was a very soft pulsation—a mere puff—but it was enough to move the ponderous engine as if it had been a cork, though its actual weight with tender was fifty-three tons. another puff, and slowly the iron horse moved out of its stable. there was a gentle, oily, gliding, effect connected with its first movements that might have won the confidence even of timid mrs captain tipps. another puff of greater strength shot the engine forward with a sudden grandeur of action that would certainly have sent that lady’s heart into her throat. in a few seconds it reached and passed the place where the siding was connected with the main line, and where a pointsman stood ready to shift the points. here the obedient spirit of the powerful steed was finely displayed. will garvie reversed the action of the engines by a process which, though beautifully simple and easily done, cannot be easily described. john let on a puff of steam, and the engine glided backwards as readily as it had run forward. a few seconds afterwards it moved slowly under the magnificent arch of clatterby station, and its buffers met those of the train it was destined to draw as if with a gentle touch of friendly greeting.
at the station all was bustle and noise; but here we must venture to do what no human being could accomplish in reality, compel the 6:30 p.m. train to wait there until it shall be our pleasure to give it the signal to start! meanwhile we shall put back the clock an hour or so, ask the reader to return to mrs tipps’ residence and observe what transpired there while john marrot was in the shed getting his iron steed ready for action.
