in which more important personages are introduced, and display their characters by their actions more or less.
the “three jolly tars” was one of those low taverns where seamen were wont to congregate—not because it was a low tavern, but because there was no other sort of tavern—high or low—in that neighbourhood.
the world (that is to say, the delicately-nurtured and carefully-tended world) is apt to form erroneous opinions in regard to low taverns, and degradation, and sin in general,—arising from partial ignorance and absolute inexperience, which it is important that we should correct in order that the characters of our story may not be falsely judged. god forbid that it should be for a moment supposed that we have a word to say in favour of low taverns. our aim just now is, not to consider these, but, to convince the reader, if possible, that every man who enters one of them is not necessarily a lost or utterly depraved creature.
it is undoubtedly true that these low taverns are moral pig-sties. nay, we owe an apology to the pigs for the comparison. sties appear to be places of abode suited to the nature and tastes of their occupants, and the grumps who inhabit them seem not only to rejoice in them (for this alone would be no argument, inasmuch as the same may be affirmed of men who rejoice in low taverns), but to be utterly incapable of higher enjoyment out of them. let a pig out of his stye, afford him every conceivable opportunity of intellectual and physical improvement, and he will carefully search out the nearest mudhole—unhappy until he finds it—will thrust not only his nose but his body into it, and will find supreme enjoyment in wallowing in the mire; and no blame to him for this; he is grumpish by nature. yes, a low tavern is beneath the level of a pig-stye!
nevertheless, as it is possible that, for a time, man may, through sin, or circumstances, or both, be reduced to such a condition as to take shelter in a pig-stye, without exposing himself to the charge of being a pig; so, it is possible that a man may frequent a low tavern, not without detriment, but, without becoming thereby worthy of being classed with the lowest of the low. do not misunderstand us, gentle reader. we do not wish in the slightest degree to palliate the coarse language, the debasement, the harsh villainy, which shock the virtuous when visiting the haunts of poverty. our simple desire is to assure the sceptical that goodness and truth are sometimes found in strange questionable places, although it is undoubtedly true that they do not deliberately search out such places for an abode, but prefer a pure atmosphere and pleasant companionship if they can get it.
it must not be supposed, then, that our friend john bax—sometimes called “captain,” sometimes “skipper,” not unfrequently “mister,” but most commonly “bax,” without any modification—was a hopeless castaway, because he was found by his friend guy foster in a room full of careless foul-mouthed seamen, eating his bread and cheese and drinking his beer in an atmosphere so impregnated with tobacco smoke that he could scarcely see, and so redolent of gin that he could scarcely smell the smoke!
in those days there were not so many sailors’ homes and temperance coffee-houses as there are now. in the locality about which we write there were none. if jack wanted his lunch or his dinner he found the low tavern almost the only place in which he could get it comfortably. tobacco smoke was no objection to him;—he rather liked it. swearing did not shock him;—he was used to it. gentle folk are apt to err here too. being shocked at gross sin does not necessarily imply goodness of heart; it implies nothing more than the being unused to witness gross sin. goodness of heart may go along with this capacity of being shocked, so, equally, may badness of heart; but neither of them is implied by it.
what a grand thing is truth—simple abstract truth! and yet how little do we appreciate it in regard to the inconceivably important matter of reasoning. we analyse our chemicals and subject them to the severest tests in order to ascertain their true properties;—truth is all we aim at; but how many of us can say that we analyse our thoughts and subject our reasoning to the test of logic in order simply to ascertain the truth.
“smoke for ever! i say, bill, open that there port a bit, else we’ll be choked,” cried a stentorian voice, as guy entered the little apartment, where some dozen of noisy sailors were creating the cloud, which was a little too strong for them.
for some moments guy glanced round inquiringly, unable to pierce the dim curtain that enshrouded everything, as with a veil of dirty gauze.
“lost your reckoning, i guess,” drawled a yankee skipper.
“never mind, let go your anchor, my lad,” cried a voice from the densest quarter of the smoke, “it’s not a bad berth, and good holdin’ ground.”
“what’ll you take to drink, my boy, supposin’ you gits the offer?” inquired another man, giving him a facetious poke in the ribs.
“is john bax here?” inquired guy.
“hallo, messmate—here you are, port your helm and heave a-head—steady! rocks to leeward; starboard hard! ah, i knew you’d never clear these rocks without touchin’,” said bax, as his young friend tripped over three or four spittoons, and plunged into the corner from which the sailor’s deep bass voice issued. “there now, sit down; what’ll you have?”
“nothing, bax; what a horrible hole to feed in! couldn’t you come out and talk with me in the fresh air?”
it must indeed have been a wonderfully impure place when guy could venture by contrast to speak of the air outside as being fresh.
“couldn’t do it, my lad,” replied bax, with his mouth full. “i haven’t had a bit since six o’clock this morning, and i’m only half through.”
the fact was evident, for a large plate of biscuit and cheese stood on the small table before the seaman, with a tumbler of hot gin and water. so guy sat down, and, observing that the waiter stood at his elbow, ordered half a pint of stout. guy did not drink spirits, but he had no objection to beer, so he took occasion to remonstrate with bax on his tendency to drink gin, and recommended beer instead, as it would “do him more good.” it did not occur to guy that a young man in robust health does not require physical good to be done to him at all, beyond what food, and rest, and exercise can achieve, and that, therefore, artificial stimulant of any kind is unnecessary!
“skipper ahoy!” shouted, a gruff voice in the doorway.
“ay, ay!” cried several of the party in reply.
“is john bax in this here port?”
“here you are,” replied the man in request, “port your helm, old boy! rocks on the lee bow, look out!”
“steady, so,” said a fat burly seaman, as he steered in obedience to these sailing directions, and finally “cast anchor” beside our two friends.
“how are ye, captain bluenose?” said bax, holding out his hand.
“same to you, lad,” replied the captain, seizing the offered hand in his own enormous fist, which was knotty and fleshy, seamed with old cuts and scars, and stained with tar. “hallo! guy, is this you?” he added, turning suddenly to the youth. “why, who’d ’a thought to see you here? i do b’lieve i han’t seen ye since the last time down at the coast. but, i say, guy, my boy, you han’t took to drinkin’, have ye?”
“no, captain,” said guy, with a smile, “nothing stronger than beer, and not much of that. i merely came here to meet bax.”
captain bluenose—whose name, by the way, had no reference to his nose, for that was small and red—scratched his chin and stared into vacancy, as if he were meditating.
“why, boy,” he said at length, “seems to me as if you’d as good cause to suspec’ me of drinkin’ as i have to suspec’ you, ’cause we’re both here, d’ye see? howsever, i’ve been cruisin’ after the same craft, an’ so we’ve met, d’ye see, an’ that’s nat’ral, so it is.”
“well, and now you have found me, what d’ye want with me?” said bax, finishing the bread and cheese, and applying to the gin and water.
“shipmet, i’m goin’ home, and wants a berth a-board the ‘nancy,’” said bluenose.
“couldn’t do it, captain,” said bax, shaking his head, “’gainst rules.”
“i’ll go as a hextra hand—a suppernummerary,” urged the captain.
“why, captain,” said guy, “is it not strange that i should have come here to make the very same request? come, bax, you’re a good fellow, and will take us both. i will guarantee that my uncle will not find fault with you.”
“ah, that alters the case,” said bax, “if you choose to take the responsibility on your own shoulders, guy, you’re welcome to the best berth a-board the old ‘nancy.’ d’ye know, i’ve a fondness for that old craft, though she is about as unseaworthy a schooner as sails out o’ the port of london. you see, she’s the only craft bigger than a deal lugger that i ever had command of. she’s my first love, is the old ‘nancy,’ and i hope we won’t have to part for many a day.”
“quite right, young man,” said captain bluenose, nodding his head approvingly, and filling his pipe from a supply of tobacco he always carried in the right pocket of his capacious blue waistcoat. the captain gazed with a look of grave solemnity in the manly countenance of the young sailor, for whom he entertained feelings of unbounded admiration. he had dandled bax on his knee when he was a baby, had taught him to make boats and to swim and row when he became a boy, and had sailed with him many a time in the same lugger when they put off in wild storms to rescue lives or property from ships wrecked on the famous goodwin sands.
“quite right, young man,” repeated the captain, as he lighted his pipe, “your sentiments does you credit. w’en a man’s got his first love, d’ye see, an’ finds as how she’s all trim and ship-shape, and taut, and well ballasted, and all that sort o’ thing, stick to her to the last, through thick and thin. that’s wot i say, d’ye see? there’s no two ways about it, for wot’s right can’t be wrong. if it can, show me how, and then i’ll knock under, but not before.”
“certainly not, captain,” cried bax, laughing, “never give in—that’s my motto.”
“there,” said bluenose, gravely, “you’re wrong—’cause why? you’re not right, an’ w’en a man’s not right he ought always to give in.”
“but how is a fellow to know when he’s right and when he’s wrong?” asked bax.
“con-sideration,” said bluenose.
“bravo! captain,” cried guy, with a laugh, “if it be true that ‘brevity is the soul of wit,’ you must be the wittiest fellow on deal beach.”
“i dun-know,” retorted the captain, slowly, “whether it’s the soul or the body o’ wit, an’ wot’s more, i don’t care; but it’s a fact, d’ye see, that consideration’ll do it; least-wise if consideration won’t, nothin’ will. see now, here it is,”—(he became very earnest at this point),—“w’en a thing puzzles people, wot does people do? why, they begins right off to talk about it, an’ state their opinions afore they han’t got no opinions to state. p’raps they takes the puzzler up by the middle an’ talks wild about that part of it; then they give a look at the end of it, an’ mayhap they’ll come back and glance at the beginnin’, mayhap they won’t, and then they’ll tell you as grave as owls that they’ve made up their minds about it, and so nail their colours to the mast.”
at this stage in the elucidation of the knotty point, bluenose observed that his pipe was going out, so he paused, pulled at it vigorously for a few seconds, and then resumed his discourse.
“now, lads, wot ought you for to do w’en you’ve got hold of a puzzler? why, you ought to sit down and consider of it, which means you should begin at the beginnin’; an’ let me tell you, it’s harder to find the beginnin’ of a puzzler than p’raps you suppose. havin’ found the beginnin’, you should look at it well, and then go on lookin’, inch by inch, and fut by fut, till you comes to the end of it; then look it back, oncommon slow, to the beginnin’ again, after which turn it outside in, or inside out,—it don’t much matter which way,—and go it all over once more; after which cram your knuckles into yer two eyes, an’ sit for half-an-hour (or three-quarters, if it’s tremendous deep) without movin’. if that don’t do, and you ha’nt got time to try it over again, give in at once, an haul your colours down, but on no occasion wotiver nail them to the mast,—’xceptin’ always, w’en you’re cocksure that you’re right, for then, of coorse, ye can’t go far wrong.”
this little touch of philosophy convinced bax that if he did not wish to sit there half the night, the sooner he changed the subject the better, so he called the waiter, and paid his bill, saying to his companions that it was time to go aboard if they wanted a snooze before tripping the anchor.
“what have you had, sir?” said the waiter, turning to bluenose.
the man said this with a sneer, for he knew that the captain had taken nothing since he entered the house, and was aware, moreover, that he was a water-drinker.
“i’ve had nothin’,” replied the captain, “nor don’t want any, thank ’ee.”
“oh! beg pardon, sir,” the waiter bowed and retired impressively.
“the house couldn’t keep goin’ long with some customers,” stammered a rough-looking, half-tipsy fellow who had overheard these remarks.
“might do something for the good of the house,” said another, who was equally drunk.
“who bade you put in your oar?” cried the first speaker fiercely, for he had reached that condition of intoxication which is well known as the fighting stage. the other man was quite ready to humour him, so, almost before one could understand what had been said, a savage blow was given and returned, oaths and curses followed, and in two seconds one of the combatants had his opponent by the throat, threw him on his back, with his neck over the fender and his head thrust into the ashes.
instantly the room was a scene of wild confusion, as some of the friends of both men endeavoured to separate them, while others roared in drunken glee to “let ’em have fair play, and fight it out.”
the result of this quarrel might have been serious had not bax thrust the yelling crowd aside, and, exerting to the utmost the extraordinary muscular power with which he had been endowed, tore the combatants asunder by main force, and hurled them violently to opposite sides of the room.
“shame on you; lads,” said he, “can you not drink your grog without quarrelling about nothing?”
the towering size and the indignant look of bax, as he said this, were sufficient to quell the disturbance, although some of the more irascible spirits could not refrain from grumbling about interference, and the yankee roundly asserted that “before he’d go into a public, and sit down and smoke his pipe without doin’ somethin’ for the good o’ the ’ouse, he’d like to see himself chawed up pretty slick, he would.”
“waiter a-hoy!” shouted captain bluenose sternly, on hearing this.
“yes-sir.”
“bring me a tumbler o’ gin and a pot o’ cold water.”
“tum’ler—o’—gin—sir—an’—a—por—o’—col’ wa’r, sir? yes—sir.”
the waiter stopped suddenly and turned back.
“mixed, sir?”
“no, not mixed, sir,” replied bluenose, with a look and tone of withering sarcasm; “contrairywise, wery much separated.”
when the gin and water were placed on the table, the captain quietly took up the former and cast it, glass and all, under the grate, after which he raised the pot of water to his lips, and, looking round on the company with a bland smile, said:—
“there, i’ve took somethin’ for the good of the house, and now, lads, i’ll drink to your better health and happiness in my favourite tipple, the wich i heartily recommend to you.”
bluenose drained the pot, flung a half-crown on the table, and swaggered out of the house with his hands deep in the pockets of his rough pea-jacket.
the fact was that the worthy captain felt aggrieved, and his spirit was somewhat ruffled at the idea of being expected to drink in a house where he had oftentimes, for years past, regaled himself with, and expended his money upon, bread and cheese and ginger-beer!
