"the first thing to be considered, sue," said pickles, as he seated himself on the floor by her side, "is the disguise. the disguise must be wot i consider deep."
"wot hever does yer mean now?" asked sue.
"why, yer silly, yer don't s'pose as yer can go hout and about as you are now? why, the perleece 'ud have yer. don't yer s'pose as yer'll be advertised?"
"i dunno heven wot that his," said sue.
"oh! my heyes, ain't yer green! well, it 'ull be, say, like this. there'll be by hall the perleece-stations placards hup, all writ hout in big print: 'gel missing—plain gel, rayther stout, rayther short, wid round moon-shaped face, heyes small, mouth big, hair——"
"there! you needn't go on," said sue, who, though by no means vain, scarcely relished this description. "i know wot yer mean, and i don't want ter be twitted with not being beautiful. i'd rayther be beautiful by a long way. i s'pose, as the disguise is ter change me, will it make me beautiful? i'd like that."
pickles roared. "well, i never!" he said. "we'll try. let me see; i must study yer fur a bit. hair wot's called sandy now—changed ter black. heyebrows; no heyebrows in 'ticlar—mark 'em hout strong. mouth: couldn't sew hup the mouth in the corners. no, sue, i'm feared as i never can't make no pictur' of yer. but now to be serious. we must set to work, and we has no time ter spare, fur hold fryin-pan 'ull come home, and there'll be the mischief to pay ef he finds us yere."
"who's he?" asked sue.
"who? why, the owner of this yer shop. i'm in his employ. i'm wot's called his steady right-hand man. see, sue, yere's a pair o' scissors; get yer hair down and clip away, and i'll get ready the dye."
pickles now set to work in earnest, and proved himself by no means an unskilled workman. in a wonderfully short space of time sue's long, neutral-tinted hair was changed to a very short crop of the darkest hue. her eyebrows were also touched up, and as her eyelashes happened to be dark, the effect was not quite so inharmonious as might have been feared. pickles was in ecstasies, and declared that "not a policeman in london 'ud know her." he then dived into an inner room in the funny little shop, and returned with an old blue petticoat and a faded red jersey. these sue had to exchange for her own neat but sober frock.
"ye're perfect," said pickles, dancing round her. "yer looks hangelic. now fur the name."
"the name?" said sue. "must i 'ave a new name too?"
"in course yer must; nothink must let the name o' sue pass yer lips. now, mind, that slip o' the tongue might prove fatal."
"wery well," said sue in a resigned voice of great trouble.
"yer needn't be so down on yer luck. i don't myself think anythink o' the name o' sue; 'tis what i considers low and common. now, wot's yer favorite character? say in acting, now."
"there's no character hin all the world as i hadmires like cinderella," said sue.
"oh, my heyes, cinderella, of hall people! worn't cinderella wot might 'ave bin called beautiful? dressed shabby, no doubt, and wid hard-hearted sisters—but hadn't she small feet, now? well, sue, i don't say as ye're remarkable fur them special features b'in' small, nor is yer looks wery uncommon; but still, ef yer have a fancy for the name, so be it. it will be fun thinkin' of the beautiful, small-footed cinderella and looking at you. but so much the better, so come along, cinderella, fur fryin'-pan 'ull catch us ef we don't make haste."
"where are we to go?" asked the poor little newly made cinderella, with a piteous face.
"now, yer needn't look like that. none but cheerful folks goes down wid me. where are yer to go to? why, to mother, of course—where else?"
"oh, have you got a mother?" asked sue.
"well, wot next? 'ow did i happen ter be born? yes, i has a mother, and the wery best little woman in the world—so come along."
