upon a certain occasion, the particulars of which have already been recorded, ling had judged himself to have passed into the form of a spirit on beholding the ethereal form of mian bending over him. after swallowing the entire liquid, which had cost the dead magician so much to distil and make perfect, it was with a well-assured determination of never again awakening that he lost the outward senses and floated in the middle air, so that when his eyes next opened upon what seemed to be the bare walls of his own chamber, his first thought was a natural conviction that the matter had been so arranged either out of a charitable desire that he should not be overcome by a too sudden transition to unparalleled splendour, or that such a reception was the outcome of some dignified jest on the part of certain lesser and more cheerful spirits. after waiting in one position for several hours, however, and receiving no summons or manifestation of a celestial nature, he began to doubt the qualities of the liquid, and applying certain tests, he soon ascertained that he was still in the lower world and unharmed. nevertheless, this circumstance did not tend in any way to depress his mind, for, doubtless owing to some hidden virtue of the fluid, he felt an enjoyable emotion that he still lived; all his attributes appeared to be purified, and he experienced an inspired certainty of feeling that an illustrious and highly-remunerative future lay before one who still had an ordinary existence after being both officially killed and self-poisoned.
in this intelligent disposition thoughts of mian recurred to him with unreproved persistence, and in order to convey to her an account of the various matters which had engaged him since his arrival at the city, and a well-considered declaration of the unchanged state of his own feelings towards her, he composed and despatched with impetuous haste the following delicate verses:
constancy
about the walls and gates of canton
are many pleasing and entertaining maidens;
indeed, in the eyes of their friends and of the passers-by
some of them are exceptionally adorable.
the person who is inscribing these lines, however,
sees before him, as it were, an assemblage of deformed and
un-prepossessing hags,
venerable in age and inconsiderable in appearance;
for the dignified and majestic image of mian is ever before him,
making all others very inferior.
within the houses and streets of canton
hang many bright lanterns.
the ordinary person who has occasion to walk by night
professes to find them highly lustrous.
but there is one who thinks contrary facts,
and when he goes forth he carries two long curved poles
to prevent him from stumbling among the dark and hidden places;
for he has gazed into the brilliant and pellucid orbs of mian,
and all other lights are dull and practically opaque.
in various parts of the literary quarter of canton
reside such as spend their time in inward contemplation.
in spite of their generally uninviting exteriors
their reflexions are often of a very profound order.
yet the unpopular and persistently-abused ling
would unhesitatingly prefer his own thoughts to theirs,
for what makes this person’s thoughts far more pleasing
is that they are invariably connected with the virtuous and
ornamental mian.
becoming very amiably disposed after this agreeable occupation, ling surveyed himself at the disc of polished metal, and observed with surprise and shame the rough and uninviting condition of his person. he had, indeed, although it was not until some time later that he became aware of the circumstance, slept for five days without interruption, and it need not therefore be a matter of wonder or of reproach to him that his smooth surfaces had become covered with short hair. reviling himself bitterly for the appearance which he conceived he must have exhibited when he conducted his business, and to which he now in part attributed his ill-success, ling went forth without delay, and quickly discovering one of those who remove hair publicly for a very small sum, he placed himself in the chair, and directed that his face, arms, and legs should be denuded after the manner affected by the ones who make a practice of observing the most recent customs.
“did the illustrious individual who is now conferring distinction on this really worn-out chair by occupying it express himself in favour of having the face entirely denuded?” demanded the one who conducted the operation; for these persons have become famous for their elegant and persistent ability to discourse, and frequently assume ignorance in order that they themselves may make reply, and not for the purpose of gaining knowledge. “now, in the objectionable opinion of this unintelligent person, who has a presumptuous habit of offering his very undesirable advice, a slight covering on the upper lip, delicately arranged and somewhat fiercely pointed at the extremities, would bestow an appearance of—how shall this illiterate person explain himself?—dignity?—matured reflexion?—doubtless the accomplished nobleman before me will understand what is intended with a more knife-like accuracy than this person can describe it—but confer that highly desirable effect upon the face of which at present it is entirely destitute... ‘entirely denuded?’ then without fail it shall certainly be so, o incomparable personage... does the versatile mandarin now present profess any concern as to the condition of the rice plants?... indeed, the remark is an inspired one; the subject is totally devoid of interest to a person of intelligence ... a remarkable and gravity-removing event transpired within the notice of this unassuming person recently. a discriminating individual had purchased from him a portion of his justly renowned thrice-extracted essence of celestial herb oil—a preparation which in this experienced person’s opinion, indeed, would greatly relieve the undoubted afflictions from which the one before him is evidently suffering—when after once anointing himself—”
a lengthy period containing no words caused ling, who had in the meantime closed his eyes and lost canton and all else in delicate thoughts of mian, to look up. that which met his attention on doing so filled him with an intelligent wonder, for the person before him held in his hand what had the appearance of a tuft of bright yellow hair, which shone in the light of the sun with a most engaging splendour, but which he nevertheless regarded with a most undignified expression of confusion and awe.
“illustrious demon,” he cried at length, kow-towing very respectfully, “have the extreme amiableness to be of a benevolent disposition, and do not take an unworthy and entirely unremunerative revenge upon this very unimportant person for failing to detect and honour you from the beginning.”
“such words indicate nothing beyond an excess of hemp spirit,” answered ling, with signs of displeasure. “to gain my explicit esteem, make me smooth without delay, and do not exhibit before me the lock of hair which, from its colour and appearance, has evidently adorned the head of one of those maidens whose duty it is to quench the thirst of travellers in the long narrow rooms of this city.”
“majestic and anonymous spirit,” said the other, with extreme reverence, and an entire absence of the appearance of one who had gazed into too many vessels, “if such be your plainly-expressed desire, this superficial person will at once proceed to make smooth your peach-like skin, and with a carefulness inspired by the certainty that the most unimportant wound would give forth liquid fire, in which he would undoubtedly perish. nevertheless, he desires to make it evident that this hair is from the head of no maiden, being, indeed, the uneven termination of your own sacred pigtail, which this excessively self-confident slave took the inexcusable liberty of removing, and which changed in this manner within his hand in order to administer a fit reproof for his intolerable presumption.”
impressed by the mien and unquestionable earnestness of the remover of hair, ling took the matter which had occasioned these various emotions in his hand and examined it. his amazement was still greater when he perceived that—in spite of the fact that it presented every appearance of having been cut from his own person—none of the qualities of hair remained in it; it was hard and wire-like, possessing, indeed, both the nature and the appearance of a metal.
as he gazed fixedly and with astonishment, there came back into the remembrance of ling certain obscure and little-understood facts connected with the limitless wealth possessed by the yellow emperor—of which the great gold life-like image in the temple of internal symmetry at peking alone bears witness now—and of his lost secret. many very forcible prophecies and omens in his own earlier life, of which the rendering and accomplishment had hitherto seemed to be dark and incomplete, passed before him, and various matters which mian had related to him concerning the habits and speech of the magician took definite form within his mind. deeply impressed by the exact manner in which all these circumstances fitted together, one into another, ling rewarded the person before him greatly beyond his expectation, and hurried without delay to his own chamber.
