i sing of smells, of scents, perfumes, odours, whiffs and niffs; of aromas, bouquets and fragrances; and also, though temperately and restrainedly i promise you, of effluvia, reeks, f?tors, stenches, and stinks.
a few years ago i stood before the public singing another song. by no means a service of praise it was, but something of the order of a denunciatory psalm, wherein i invoked the wrath of the high gods upon such miscreants as make life hideous with din.
you must not think that imprecations cannot be sung. all emotional utterance is song, said carlyle; only he said it not quite so briefly. and, leaving on one side the vituperations of his enemies by king david (if he it was who wrote the psalms) which we still chant upon certain days of the 2christian year, it may be remembered that in bygone times when the medical practitioner was a wizard (or a witch) and uttered his (or her) spell to stay the arrows of apollo, it not infrequently contained a denunciation of some brother (or sister) practitioner of the art (how times are changed!), and it was known, in rome at all events, as a carmen, a song. hence, say the etymologists, the english word “charm,” which still, of course, characterises the modern witch, if not the modern wizard—neither of whom, we may add, is nowadays a medical practitioner.
besides, denunciations are, of course, grunted and growled with more or less of a semblance of singing in modern opera. to substantiate my words i need only mention that interminable scene—or is it an act?—of gloom and evil plottings by telramund and ortrud in lohengrin.
but if i am again singing, this time, i trust, my voice will sound in the ears of my hearers less shrill, less strident, less of a shriek. for, in sooth, the present theme is one upon which we are justly entitled, in so far as england and scotland at all events are concerned, to raise what would be a nunc dimittis of praise and thanksgiving, were it not that the price of cleanly air like that of liberty is eternal vigilance, seeing that our nostrils are no longer offended by the stenches our forefathers had to put up with. that they endured such 3offences philosophically, cheerfully even, laughing at the unpleasantness as men do at a bad smell, is true. nevertheless most people in those days probably felt as much objection to a vile odour as queen elizabeth, for example, did, the sharpness of whose nose, her biographers tell us, was only equalled by the sharpness of her tongue.
irishmen who do me the honour of tasting this light omelette of scientific literature will have noticed, i am sure, that i have not included the sister isle in my olfactory paradise. and indeed, i hesitated long before passing it over, because i am a man of peace—at any price where the land of ire is concerned. but alas! i am by nature truthful and only by art mendacious. and there sticks horrible to my memory the fumous and steamy stench of parboiled cabbage that filled the restaurant-car of the train for belfast—yes! belfast, not dublin—one evening as i landed at kingstown. the sea had been—well! it was the irish sea, and i stepped on to the train straight from the mail-boat, so that ... in a word, i remember that luscious but washy odour too vividly to bestow upon ireland the white flower of a stenchless life.
in these remarks i have been careful to observe that the train was not the dublin train, but if any one feels moved to defend the capital city, let him 4first of all take a stroll down by the liffey as it flows fermenting and bubbling under its bridges, and then ... if he can....
let me, however, in justice to that grief-stricken country, spray a little perfume over my too pungent observations. i can also recall after many years a warm and balmy evening in the town of killarney, the peaceful close to a day of torrential rain. the setting sun, glowing love through its tears, was reddening the sky and the dark green hills around, those hills of ireland where surely, if anywhere on this earth, heaven is foreshadowed. and linked in memory with that evening’s glory there comes, like the gentle strain of a long-forgotten song, the rich, pungent smell of turf-smoke eddying blue from low chimneys into the soft air of the twilight. ireland! ireland! what an atmosphere of love and grief that name calls up! surely the surf that beats upon the strands of innisfail far away is more salt, more bitter, and perhaps for that very reason more sweet, than the waters of any of the other beaches that ocean bathes!
thence also comes a memory of heliotrope. it grew by a cottage just beyond a grey granite fishing-harbour in dublin bay, and brings also, with its faint, ineffable fragrance, the same inseparable blending of emotions that clings, itself a never-dying odour, to the memory of holidays 5in ireland. there is a phrase in a song, simple, sentimental, even silly if you like, that prays for “the peace of mind dearer than all.”
“but what,” i remember asking the mother of our party—“what is meant by ‘peace of mind’?” her wistful smile seemed to me to be a very inadequate reply to my question—which, by the way, i am still asking.
it is an historical fact that the movement which rendered england the pioneer country in the matter of public health received its first impulse from, and even now owes its continued existence to, the simple accident that the english public has grown intolerant of over-obtrusive odours. stenches have attained to the dignity of a legal topic of interest, and are now by act of parliament become “nuisances” in law as well as in nature, with the result that they have been, for the most part, banished from the face of the land and the noses of its inhabitants.
the reason assigned by the man in the street for this reform was, and indeed still is, that stenches breed epidemic diseases. in a noisome smell people imagine a deadly pestilence, probably because patients affected with such epidemic diseases as smallpox, typhus, and diphtheria, give off nauseating odours. now, bad smells from drains and cesspools do not of themselves induce 6epidemic disease. nevertheless, there is this much of truth in the superstition, that where you have bad smells you have also surface accumulations of filth, and these, soaking through soil and subsoil, contaminate surface wells, until it only requires the advent of a typhoid or other “carrier” to set a widespread epidemic a-going. further, as recent investigators have shown us, the loathsome and deadly typhus fever, known for years to be a “filth-disease,” is carried by lice, which pests breed and flourish where bodily cleanliness is neglected and personal odours are strong.
so that in this, as in most superstitions, there is a substratum of truth.
but the point is, that the objection to bad smells preceded all those scientific discoveries and had, in the beginning, but a slender support from rationalism. our forebears builded better than they knew. their objection was in reality intuitive. it may be true that all nations occupying a corresponding level of civilisation will manifest the same instinctive abhorrences, but it has been left to the practical genius of the english race to give effect to the natural repugnance and to translate its urgings into practice.
the interesting question now arises: how and when did this intuition or instinct, this blind feeling, arise, and what transformed it from a mere individual objection, voiced here and there, to a 7mass-movement leading to a general popular reformation?
the first explanation that is likely to occur to us is, that it was due to the refinement of feeling that accompanies high civilisation operating in a community quick to respond and to react when a public benefit is anticipated. one of the results of culture is an increase in the delicacy of the senses. when men and women strive after refinement, they achieve it, becoming refined, in spite of what pessimists and so-called realists preach, not only in their outward behaviour, but also in their innermost thoughts and feelings, and this internal refinement implies among other things a quickening of the sense of disgust. there is naturally a close and intimate connection between the sense of smell and the nerve-centres which, when stimulated, evoke the feeling of nausea in the mind—and the bodily acts that follow it. we are here dealing, in fact, with a primitive protective impulse to ensure that evil-smelling things shall not be swallowed, and the means adopted by nature to prevent that ingestion, or, if it has accidentally occurred, to reverse it, are prompt. and successful. there is no compromise with the evil thing.
like all other nerve-reactions, this particular reflex can be educated: either up or down. it can be blunted and degraded, or it can be rendered 8more acute, more prompt to react. now, one of the effects of civilised life, of town life, is to abbreviate the period of all reflex action. and if this applies to knee-jerks and to seeing jokes, it is even more noticeable in the particular reflex we are here considering.
a citizen of cologne in coleridge’s days, for example, must have been anosmic to most of the seven-and-twenty stenches that offended the englishman, and in my own time i have counted as many as ten objectionable public perfumes, yea! even in lucerne, the “lovely lucerne” of the railway posters. several of these, perhaps, did not amount to more than a mere whiff, just the suspicion of a something unpleasant, no more (but no less) disturbing than, say, one note a semitone flat in a major chord; two or three of them, however, to the sensitive, thin-winged organ of an english school-ma’am, would have attained to the rank of a “smell,” a word on her lips as emphatic as an oath on yours or mine; four of them, at the least, were plain stenches, and so beyond her vocabulary altogether; and one was—well! beyond even mine, but only too eloquent itself of something ugly and bloated, some mess becoming aerial just round the corner. i did not turn that corner.
now, the people of lucerne could never have smelled them, or at all events they could never 9have appreciated those perfumes as i did, or the town would have been evacuated. their olfactory sense compared with mine must have been a stupid thing, dense to begin with, and cudgelled by use and wont into blank insensibility. because, it is obvious, delicacy in this, as in all the senses, can only be acquired by avoiding habitual overstimulation. and that avoidance is only possible in a country where odours are fine, etherealised, rare.
even in france, france the enlightened, the sensitive, the refined, primitive odours pervade the country, as our army knows very well. not only is the farm dunghill given place of honour in the farm courtyard, close to doors and windows, but even in the mansions of the wealthy the cesspool still remains—not outside, but inside, the house, the water-carriage system, even the pail-system (if that can be called a system), being unknown. so that our army authorities had to send round a peculiar petrol-engine, known to the tommies as “stinking willie,” to empty those pools of corruption. some of the monasteries used by us as hospitals were, at the beginning of the war, even worse.
from this we may surmise that the olfactory sense of our neighbours is not yet so sensitive as is ours.
10but in this matter western europe, at its worst—say, in one of the corridor-trains to marseilles—is a mountain-top to a pigstye compared with the old and gorgeous east. “the east,” ejaculated an old scotsman once—“the east is just a smell! it begins at port said and disna stop till ye come to san francisco, ... if there!” he added after a pause. from his sweeping condemnation we must, however, exempt japan.
who can ever forget the bazaar smells of india, the mingled must and fust with its background of garlic and strange vices, or the still more mysterious atmospheres of china with their deep suggestion of musk?
naturally the air of a cold country is clearer of obnoxious vapours than that of tropical and subtropical climes, but in spite of that, the first whiff of a tibetan monastery, like that of an eskimo hut, grips the throat, they say, like the air over a brewing vat.
so that, after making every allowance for the favour of nature, we are still entitled to claim that the relative purity of england, and of english cities, towns and even villages, is an artificial achievement.
i may therefore, with justice, raise a song of praise to our fathers who have had our country thus swept and garnished, swept of noxious vapours and emanations, and garnished with the 11perfume of pure and fresh air, to the delight and invigoration of our souls.
and yet the change has only recently been brought about. up to the beginning of the nineteenth century the city of london
“was certainly as foul as could be. the streets were unpaved or paved only with rough cobble stones. there were no side walks. the houses projected over the roadway, and were unprovided with rain-water gutters, and during a shower rain fell from the roofs into the middle of the street. these streets were filthy from constant contributions of slops and ordure from animals and human beings. there were no underground drains, and the soil of the town was soaked with the filth of centuries. this sodden condition of the soil must have affected the wells to a greater or less extent.” (“london, sanitary and medical,” by g. v. poore. 1889.)
moreover, the nineteenth century was well on its way before the last of the private cesspools disappeared from the dwelling-houses of london.
edinburgh during the middle ages was, we are told, fresher and cleaner upon its wind-swept ridge than london, but with the erection of lofty houses in the high street and haymarket of the northern capital its atmosphere became much worse than that of london. the reason for this was that while the london houses remained low, and the population therefore, for a city, widely distributed, in those of edinburgh, on the other hand, a large community of all classes of society was concentrated, from the noble lord and lady 12to the beggarly caddie and quean. and the whole stew was quite innocent of what we call drainage. quite. yet the waste-products of life, the lees and offscourings of humanity, all that housemaids call “slops,” had to be got rid of. very simple problem this to our worthy edinburgh forefathers. after dark the windows up in these “lands” were thrust open, and with a shrill cry of “gardy-loo” (gardez l’eau) the cascade of swipes and worse fell into the street below with a splash and an od—. “ha! ha!” laughed dr. johnson to little boswell; “i can smell you there in the dark!”
the hygienic reformation of britain, although adumbrated by sundry laws made at intervals from the fifteenth century onwards, was not seriously taken in hand until as late as the sixties of last century, and disraeli’s famous act defining a bad smell as a “nuisance” became law in 1875.
but although we may justly congratulate ourselves upon the hygienic achievements of england, one result of which has been the minimising of unpleasant odours, nevertheless, as a wider consideration of the facts will show us, the task of cleansing the air of england is not yet entirely completed. it is doubtless true that what we may term domestic stenches have for the most part been dispelled, but as regards public f?tors there are 13still, i regret to say, a few that abide with us, seemingly as nasty as ever they were.
one deplorable instance you will encounter at the paddington terminus of the great western railway no less, at a certain platform of which station, lying in wait for our fresh country cousins on their arrival in london, there lurks a livid concoction of ancient milk, horse-manure, live stock, dead stock, and, in the month of july, fermenting strawberries, as aggressive and unashamed as the worst lucerne has to offer. i commend it to the attention of the medical officer of health for paddington.
nay more! this west london efflorescence does not lie blooming alone. it is by no means the last rose of summer. on the east side of the great city, another, a rival upas-tree, spreads its nauseating blight. this is a mess that, oozing from a soap factory near stratford-atte-bow, envelops in its oleaginous cloud several hundred yards of the main line of the great eastern railway. and the world we live in is so arranged that the trains, particularly in summer, are held up by signal for several minutes in this neighbourhood, so that, as the greasy slabs of decomposing fats slump in at the open carriage windows, an early opportunity is afforded to our continental visitors of becoming acquainted with the purifying properties of english soap.
14i am blushing now for what i have been saying about ireland, cologne, lucerne, france, and even the east.
this last instance, however, opens up a large subject, that, namely, of malodorous industries. of these there is a great number, too great indeed for me to do more than make a passing allusion to them. the proximity of evil-smelling works and factories to human habitations is, as a matter of fact, prohibited by the public health acts, but it is naturally impossible to remove them entirely from the knowledge of mankind inasmuch as the workers frequently carry the atmosphere about with them. fortunately for them, but unfortunately for us, by reason of the rapid exhaustion of the olfactory sense (which we are about to deal with in the following section), they are, for the most part, not incommoded by the objectionable airs they work in.
perhaps the worst of all are the bone-manure factories, malodorous mills which are almost invariably situated at a distance of several miles from any dwelling-house, as it would be impossible for any one but the workers themselves to live in their neighbourhood. these unfortunate people, many of whom are women, carry, as i have already remarked, the stench about with them on their clothing and persons, and i have observed that, being themselves insensitive to the odour, they 15cannot rid themselves of it even on sundays and holidays.
in this class also we must place tanneries, glueworks, and size factories, a visit to which is a severe trial for any one unaccustomed to them. dyeworks, likewise, by reason of the organic sulphur compounds they disseminate through the spongy air, are unpleasant neighbours. in cotton mills, also, the sizing-rooms are objectionable, and here, curiously enough, the operatives do not seem to become accustomed to the smell, as it is insinuatingly rather than bluntly offensive, and grows worse with use. so much so, indeed, that but few of the girls, i am told, are able to remain in that particular occupation for more than a few weeks at a time.
at this stage, albeit early in our disquisition, we may appropriately turn to consider the curious fact that of all our senses that of smell is perhaps the most easily exhausted. the olfactory organ, under the continued stimulation of one particular odour, quite quickly becomes insensitive to it. perhaps this is the reason, or one of the reasons, why reform was so long delayed.
there are, however, in this respect great differences between odours. with some the smell is lost in a few seconds, while with others we continue to be aware of it for a much longer time. 16curiously enough, odours seem, in this matter, to follow the general law of the feelings in that the pleasant are lost sooner than the unpleasant. it is the first breath of the rose that makes the fullest appeal, when the whole being becomes for a moment suffused with the loveliest of all perfumes. but only for a moment. all too soon the door of heaven closes and the richness thins away into the common airs of this our lower world.
on the other hand, the aversion we all feel from substances like iodoform, or, what is worse, scatol, owes not the least part of its strength to the fact that both of those vile smells are very persistent. as was once said to a surgeon applying iodoform to a wound in a patient’s nose: “this patient will certainly visit you again, sir, but—it will not be to consult you!”
to this more or less rapid exhaustion of the sense is due the merciful dispensation that no one is aware of his own particular aura. we are only cognisant of odours that are strange to us. the chinese and japanese find the neighbourhood of europeans highly objectionable, and we return the compliment. it is the stranger to the island who remarks the “very ancient and fish-like smell.”
fatigue and then exhaustion of a sense-organ, rendering it finally irresponsive to a particular stimulus, is, of course, familiar to us also in the 17case of vision, as the soap advertisement of our boyhood with its complementary colours taught us. taste manifests the same phenomenon, for which reason (so he says) the cheese-taster in scotland swallows a little whisky after each of the different samples he tries. but, curiously enough, the healthy ear is not thus dulled save by a very loud, persistent noise, and then there is the risk of permanent damage to the hearing organ. some forms of tactile sensation, also, would seem to remain ever sensitive, for, although it may be possible to become so inured to pain as to ignore it, yet that is probably a mental act, and it is said, moreover, that men have been tortured to death by the tickling of the soles of their feet.
but, as we have already seen, of all the senses none so quickly becomes inert under stimulation as olfaction. why it would be hard to say, unless, like the exhaustion of colour-vision, it is due to the using up of some chemical reagent in the sense-organ. at all events, if you wish to appreciate the full intensity of a smell, you should arrange to come upon it from the open air.
i wonder if this, or something like it, is the reason why england was the first country in the world to wage war against its stenches. for the english are of all races the most addicted to fresh air. consequently, they are the most likely to keep habitually their olfactory sense unspoiled and 18virgin. this, i admit, is only pushing the matter a step further back, and we are still left with the question: why is it that the english are so fond of the open? largely, i imagine, because their climate is so damp that an indoor atmosphere is always a little oppressive to them.
whatever may be the reason, however, there is no doubt that the keen, clean chill of an english april day, especially when the wind is in the east (pace mr. jarndyce), brings to us an exaltation of spirit that surpasses the exhilaration of wine, and at the same time renders us impatient with mustiness and fustiness, intolerant of domestic stuffiness, and frankly disgusted with the pungent, prickly vapours of intimate humanity in the mass. the wind on the hilltop is our aspiration, our ideal. hence, maybe, the public health acts, and also the national tub.
the use of the domestic bath is, we must not forget, a social revolution of our own day and generation. our grandfathers ventured upon a bath only when it seemed to be called for—by others. our grandmothers, with their clean, white cotton or linen undergarments, had, or thought they had, even less need for it. besides, in their prim and bashful eyes the necessary denudation antecedent to total immersion would have amounted, even when they were alone, to something like gross indecency. before their 19time, again, in the eighteenth century, matters were even worse, for the society ladies of that day painted their faces instead of washing them, and mitigated the effects of seldom-changed underclothing by copiously drenching themselves with musk and other reliable perfumes. (i am told, however, that even to-day fashionable ladies refrain from washing their faces!)
the domestic bathroom is the direct offspring of the gravitation water-supply and the modern system of drainage. buy an old house, and you will have to convert one of the bedrooms into your bathroom, and, to this day, you must carry your bath with you if you go to reside in certain of the oxford colleges.
i can myself remember in my younger days in scotland an old doctor having his first bath in the palatial surroundings of a modern bathroom. not in his own house, needless to say! after a patient and particular inspection of all the glittering taps of “shower,” “spray,” “plunge,” and what not, he commended his spirit to the higher powers—or rather, i fear, according to his wont, for he was not of the holy willie persuasion, to the keeping of those of the nether regions. then he proceeded gingerly to insert into the steaming water first of all his toes, then his feet, next his ankles, and so bit by bit, until, greatly daring, he had 20committed his entire body to the deep—to emerge as soon as possible! he was no coward, let me tell you, in the ordinary run of life. but this was his first bath in the altogether since his primal post-natal plunge. his first bath! and his last! it nearly killed him, he said; never in all his life had he felt so bad, and not for a thousand pounds would he repeat the experiment!
one more tale. cockney this time. a gentleman of my acquaintance was one day discussing with an old-fashioned baker the modern making of bread by machinery. both agreed that the older method made the better bread. the new was not so good. “it seems,” said my friend, “as if nowadays bread lacks something, but what that something is i cannot tell.”
“you are puffickly right, sir,” returned the baker. “it does lack something, and wot that something is i can tell you—it lacks the aromer of the ’uman ’and!”
