macarée soon became aware that she had conceived by vierselin tigoboth.
"how annoying!" she thought at first, "but medicine has made much progress lately. i shall get rid of it when i want. ah! that walloon! he will have toiled in vain. can macarée bring up the son of a vagabond? no, no, i condemn this embryo to death. i should never even preserve this foetus in alcohol. and thou, my belly, if thou knewest how much i love thee since knowing thy goodness. what, wouldst stoop to carry such baggage as thou findest along the road? o too innocent belly, thou art unworthy of my selfish soul.
"what shall i say, o belly? thou'rt cruel, thou partest children from their parents. no! i love thee no longer. thou'rt naught but a full bag, at this moment, o my belly, smiling at the nombril, o elastic belly, downy, polished, convex, sorrowful, round, silky, which ennobles me. for thou makest noble, o my belly, more beautiful than the sunlight. thou shalt ennoble also the child of the flemish vagabond and thou art worthy of the loins of jupiter. what a misfortune! a moment ago i was about to destroy a child of noble race, my child who already lives in my beloved belly."
she opened the door suddenly and cried:
"madame dehan! mademoiselle baba!"
there was a rattling of doors and bolts and then the proprietors of macarée's lodging came running out.
"i am pregnant," cried macarée, "i am pregnant!"
she was sitting up in bed, her legs spread apart. her skin looked very delicate. macarée was narrow at the waist and broad-hipped.
"poor little one," said madame dehan, who had but one eye, no waistline, a moustache, and limped. "after confinement women are just like crushed snail-shells. after confinement women are simply prey to disease (look at me!) an egg-shell full of all sorts of rubbish, incantations and other witch-spells. ah! ah! you have done very well."
"all foolishness," said macarée. "the duty of women is to have children, and i am sure that their health is generally improved thereby, both physically and morally."
"where are you sick?" asked mademoiselle baba.
"shut up! i say," exclaimed madame dehan. "better go and look for my flask of spa elixir and bring some little glasses."
mademoiselle baba brought the elixir. they drank of it.
"i feel better now," said madame dehan, "after so much emotion, i need to refresh myself."
she poured out another little glass of the elixir for herself, drank it and licked the last few drops up with her tongue.
"think of it," she said finally, "think of it, madame macarée ... i swear by all that i hold sacred, mademoiselle baba can be my witness, this is the first time that such a thing has happened to one of my tenants. and how many i have had! my lord! louise bernier, whom they nicknamed wrinkle, because she was so skinny; marcelle la carabinière (the freshest thing you ever saw!); josuette, who died of a sunstroke in christiania, the sun wishing thus to have his revenge of joshua; lili de merc?ur, a grand name, mind you, (not hers of course) and then vile enough for a chic woman, as merc?ur put it: 'you must pronounce it mercure,' screwing up her mouth like a chicken's hole. well she got hers, all right, they filled her as full of mercury as a thermometer. she would ask me in the morning; what sort of weather do you think we'll have today?' but i would always answer: 'you ought to know better than i...' never, never in the world would any of those have become enceinte in my house."
"oh well, it isn't as bad as that," said macarée, "i also never had it happen to me before. give me some advice, but make it short."
at this moment she arose.
"oh!" cried madame dehan, "what a well-shaped behind you have! how sweet! how white! what embonpoint! baba, madame macarée is going to put on her dressing-gown. serve coffee and bring the bilberry tart."
macarée put on a chemise and then a dressing gown whose belt was made of a scotch shawl.
mademoiselle baba came back; she brought a big platter with cups, a coffee pot, milk-pitcher, jar of honey, butter cakes and the bilberry tart.
"if you want some good advice," said madame dehan, wiping away with the back of her hand the coffee that dribbled down her chin, "you had better go and baptize your child."
"i shall make sure and do that," said macarée.
"and i even think," said mademoiselle baba, "that it would be best to do it on the day he is born."
"in fact," madam dehan mumbled, her mouth full of food, "you can never tell what may happen. then you will nurse him yourself, and if i were you, if i had money like you, i should try to go to rome before the confinement and get the pope to bless me. your child will never know either the paternal caress or blow, he will never utter the sweet name of papa. may the blessing of the holy papa at least follow him all his life."
and madame dehan began to sob like a kettle boiling over, while macarée burst into tears as abundant as a spouting whale. but what of mademoiselle baba? her lips blue with berries, she wept so hard that from her throat the sobs flooded down to her hymen and nearly choked her.
