land-owners, who had rabbits, swore
that he had this demerit—
give him an inch of warren, he
would take a yard of ferret.
at partridges he was not nice;
and many, large and small,
without hall’s powder, without lead,
were sent to leaden-hall.
[pg 236]
he did not fear to take a deer,
from forest, park, or lawn;
and without courting lord or duke,
used frequently to fawn.
folks who had hares discovered snares—
his course they could not stop:
no barber he, and yet he made
their hares a perfect crop.
to pheasant he was such a foe,
he tried the keeper’s nerves;
they swore he never seem’d to have
jam satis of preserves.
the shooter went to beat, and found
no sporting worth a pin,
unless he tried the covers made
of silver, plate, or tin.
in kent the game was little worth,
in surrey not a button;
the speaker said he often tried
the manors about sutton.
no county from his tricks was safe:
in each he tried his lucks,
and when the keepers were in beds,
he often was at bucks.
and when he went to bucks, alas!
they always came to herts;
and even oxon used to wish
that he had his deserts.
[pg 237]
but going to his usual hants,
old cheshire laid his plots:
he got entrapp’d by legal berks,
and lost his life in notts.