dear daddy-long-legs,
there is a march wind blowing, and the sky is filled with heavy,
black moving clouds. the crows in the pine trees are making such
a clamour! it's an intoxicating, exhilarating, calling noise.
you want to close your books and be off over the hills to race with
the wind.
we had a paper chase last saturday over five miles of squashy
'cross country. the fox (composed of three girls and a bushel or so
of confetti) started half an hour before the twenty-seven hunters.
i was one of the twenty-seven; eight dropped by the wayside;
we ended nineteen. the trail led over a hill, through a cornfield,
and into a swamp where we had to leap lightly from hummock to hummock.
of course half of us went in ankle deep. we kept losing the trail,
and we wasted twenty-five minutes over that swamp. then up a hill
through some woods and in at a barn window! the barn doors were all
locked and the window was up high and pretty small. i don't call
that fair, do you?
but we didn't go through; we circumnavigated the barn and picked up
the trail where it issued by way of a low shed roof on to the top
of a fence. the fox thought he had us there, but we fooled him.
then straight away over two miles of rolling meadow, and awfully
hard to follow, for the confetti was getting sparse. the rule is
that it must be at the most six feet apart, but they were the longest
six feet i ever saw. finally, after two hours of steady trotting,
we tracked monsieur fox into the kitchen of crystal spring (that's
a farm where the girls go in bob sleighs and hay wagons for chicken
and waffle suppers) and we found the three foxes placidly eating milk
and honey and biscuits. they hadn't thought we would get that far;
they were expecting us to stick in the barn window.
both sides insist that they won. i think we did, don't you?
because we caught them before they got back to the campus.
anyway, all nineteen of us settled like locusts over the furniture
and clamoured for honey. there wasn't enough to go round, but mrs.
crystal spring (that's our pet name for her; she's by rights a johnson)
brought up a jar of strawberry jam and a can of maple syrup--
just made last week--and three loaves of brown bread.
we didn't get back to college till half-past six--half an hour late
for dinner--and we went straight in without dressing, and with
perfectly unimpaired appetites! then we all cut evening chapel,
the state of our boots being enough of an excuse.
i never told you about examinations. i passed everything with the
utmost ease--i know the secret now, and am never going to fail again.
i shan't be able to graduate with honours though, because of that
beastly latin prose and geometry freshman year. but i don't care.
wot's the hodds so long as you're 'appy? (that's a quotation.
i've been reading the english classics.)
speaking of classics, have you ever read hamlet? if you haven't,
do it right off. it's perfectly corking. i've been hearing about
shakespeare all my life, but i had no idea he really wrote so well;
i always suspected him of going largely on his reputation.
i have a beautiful play that i invented a long time ago when i first
learned to read. i put myself to sleep every night by pretending
i'm the person (the most important person) in the book i'm reading
at the moment.
at present i'm ophelia--and such a sensible ophelia! i keep
hamlet amused all the time, and pet him and scold him and make him
wrap up his throat when he has a cold. i've entirely cured him
of being melancholy. the king and queen are both dead--an accident
at sea; no funeral necessary--so hamlet and i are ruling in denmark
without any bother. we have the kingdom working beautifully.
he takes care of the governing, and i look after the charities.
i have just founded some first-class orphan asylums. if you
or any of the other trustees would like to visit them, i shall be
pleased to show you through. i think you might find a great many
helpful suggestions.
i remain, sir,
yours most graciously,
ophelia,
queen of denmark.