dear daddy-long-legs,
is it good manners when you get into a car just to stare straight
ahead and not see anybody else?
a very beautiful lady in a very beautiful velvet dress got
into the car today, and without the slightest expression sat
for fifteen minutes and looked at a sign advertising suspenders.
it doesn't seem polite to ignore everybody else as though you
were the only important person present. anyway, you miss a lot.
while she was absorbing that silly sign, i was studying a whole car
full of interesting human beings.
the accompanying illustration is hereby reproduced for the first time.
it looks like a spider on the end of a string, but it isn't at all;
it's a picture of me learning to swim in the tank in the gymnasium.
the instructor hooks a rope into a ring in the back of my belt, and runs
it through a pulley in the ceiling. it would be a beautiful system
if one had perfect confidence in the probity of one's instructor.
i'm always afraid, though, that she will let the rope get slack,
so i keep one anxious eye on her and swim with the other,
and with this divided interest i do not make the progress that i
otherwise might.
very miscellaneous weather we're having of late. it was raining
when i commenced and now the sun is shining. sallie and i are going
out to play tennis--thereby gaining exemption from gym.
a week later
i should have finished this letter long ago, but i didn't. you
don't mind, do you, daddy, if i'm not very regular? i really
do love to write to you; it gives me such a respectable feeling
of having some family. would you like me to tell you something?
you are not the only man to whom i write letters. there are
two others! i have been receiving beautiful long letters this
winter from master jervie (with typewritten envelopes so julia won't
recognize the writing). did you ever hear anything so shocking?
and every week or so a very scrawly epistle, usually on yellow
tablet paper, arrives from princeton. all of which i answer
with business-like promptness. so you see--i am not so different
from other girls--i get letters, too.
did i tell you that i have been elected a member of the senior
dramatic club? very recherche organization. only seventy-five
members out of one thousand. do you think as a consistent socialist
that i ought to belong?
what do you suppose is at present engaging my attention in sociology?
i am writing (figurez vous!) a paper on the care of dependent children.
the professor shuffled up his subjects and dealt them out promiscuously,
and that fell to me. c'est drole ca n'est pas?
there goes the gong for dinner. i'll post this as i pass the box.
affectionately,
j.