there was trouble at the san carlos agency, which was in no wise unusual in itself, but was upon this occasion more than ever discouraging. there had been a prospect of lasting peace, the noble red-man was settling down in his filthy rancheria to become a good citizen, because he was tagged with little metal numbers, and was watched unceasingly, and forbidden the manufacture of tizwin, or the raising of the dead with dances, and was told that an appreciative government was prepared to help him if he would only help himself.
then some bull-teams going to camp apache had stopped over night at the agency. the teamsters had sold the bucks whiskey, and the bucks had grown very drunk. the representatives of the two tribes which were hereditary enemies, and which the special agent of an all-wise interior department had, nevertheless, shut up within the confines of the same reservation, therewith fell upon and slew each other, and the survivors went upon the warpath—metal tags and all. so the troops had been called out, and landor's was at san carlos.
landor himself sat in his tent, upon his mess-chest, and by the light of a candle wrote a despatch which[pg 8] was to go by courier the next morning. gila valley mosquitoes were singing around his head, a knot of chattering squaws and naked children were peering into his tent, the air was oven-hot, coyotes were filling the night with their weird bark, and a papoose was bawling somewhere close by. yet he would have been sufficiently content could he have been let alone—the one plea of the body military from all time. it was not to be. the declared and standing foes of that body pushed their way through the squaws and children. he knew them already. they were stone of the tucson press, sent down to investigate and report, and barnwell, an agency high official, who would gladly assist the misrepresentations, so far as in his power lay.
landor knew that they were come to hear what he might have to say about it, and he had decided to say, for once, just what he thought, which is almost invariably unwise, and in this particular case proved exceedingly so, as any one could have foretold. on the principle that a properly conducted fist fight is opened by civilities, however, he mixed three toddies in as many tin coffee cups.
they said "how," and drank. after which stone asked what the military were going to do about certain things which he specified, and implied the inability of the military to do anything for any one. landor smiled indolently and said "quien sabe?" stone wished to be told if any one ever did know and suggested, acridly, that if the by-word of the mexican were poco-tiempo, that of the troops was certainly[pg 9] quien-sabe? between the two the citizen got small satisfaction.
"i don't know," objected landor; "you get the satisfaction of beginning the row pretty generally—as you did this time—and of saying what you think about us in unmistakable language after we have tried to put things straight for you."
stone considered his dignity as a representative of the press, and decided that he would not be treated with levity. he would resent the attitude of the soldiery; but in his resentment he passed the bounds of courtesy altogether, forgetting whose toddy he had just drunk, and beneath whose tent pole he was seated. he said rude things about the military,—that it was pampered and inefficient and gold laced, and that it thought its mission upon earth fulfilled when it sat back and drew princely pay.
landor recalled the twenty years of all winter campaigns, dry camps, forced marches, short rations, and long vigils and other annoyances that are not put down in the tactics, and smiled again, with a deep cynicism. barnwell sat silent. he sympathized with stone because his interests lay that way, but he was somewhat unfortunately placed between the military devil and the political deep sea.
stone was something of a power in tucson politics, and altogether a great man upon the territorial stump. he was proud of his oratory, and launched into a display of it now, painting luridly the wrongs of the citizen, who, it appeared, was a defenceless, honest, [pg 10]law-abiding child of peace, yet passed his days in seeing his children slaughtered, his wife tortured, his ranches laid waste, and himself shot down and scalped.
landor tried to interpose a suggestion that though the whole effect was undoubtedly good and calculated to melt a heart of iron, the rhetoric was muddled; but the reporter swept on; so he clasped his hands behind his head and leaning back against a tent pole, yawned openly. stone came to an end at length, and had to mop his head with a very much bordered handkerchief. the temperature was a little high for so much effort. he met landor's glance challengingly.
"well done!" the officer commended. "but considering how it has heated you, you ought to have saved it for some one upon whom it would have had its effect—some one who wasn't round at the time of the aravaypa ca?on business, for instance."
the agency man thought a question would not commit him. he had not been round at that time, and he asked for information. the lieutenant gave it to him.
"it was a little spree they had here in '71. some tucson citizens and papago indians and greasers undertook to avenge their wrongs and show the troops how it ought to be done. so they went to aravaypa ca?on, where a lot of peaceable indians were cutting hay, and surprised them one day at sunrise, and killed a hundred and twenty-five of them—mostly women and children."
the reporter interposed that it was the act of men maddened by grief and their losses.
"i dare say," landor agreed; "it is certainly more[pg 11] charitable to suppose that men who hacked up the bodies of babies, and abused women, and made away with every sort of loot, from a blanket to a string of beads, were mad. it was creditably thorough for madmen, though. and it was the starting-point of all the trouble that it took crook two years to straighten out."
stone held that the affair had been grossly exaggerated, and that the proof thereof lay in the acquittal of all accused of the crime, by a jury of their peers; and landor said that the sooner that highly discreditable travesty on justice was forgotten, the better for the good fame of the territory. the press representative waxed eloquent once more, until his neck grew violet with suppressed wrath, which sputtered out now and then in profanity. the officer met his finest flights with cold ridicule, and the agency man improved the opportunity by pouring himself a drink from the flask on the cot. in little it was the reproduction of the whole situation on the frontier—and the politician profited.
in those days some strange things happened at agencies. toilet sets were furnished to the apache, who has about as much use for toilet sets as the greenlander has for cotton prints, and who would probably have used them for targets if he had ever gotten them—which he did not. upon the table of a certain agent (and he was an honest man, let it be noted, for the thing was rare) there lay for some time a large rock, which he had labelled with delicate humor "sample of sugar furnished to this agency under—" but the name doesn't matter now. it was close on a[pg 12] quarter of a century ago, and no doubt it is all changed since then. by the same working out, a schoolhouse built of sun-baked mud, to serve as a temple of learning for the red-man, cost the government forty thousand dollars. the apache children who sat within it could have acquired another of the valuable lessons of ojo-blanco from the contractors.
beef was furnished the indians on the hoof and calculated by the pound, and the weight of some of those long-horn steers, once they got upon the agency scales, would have done credit to a mastodon. by this method the indian got the number of pounds of meat he was entitled to per capita, and there was some left over that the agent might dispose of to his friends. as for the heavy-weight steers, when the apache received them, he tortured them to death with his customary ingenuity. it made the meat tender; and he was an epicure in his way. the situation in the territory, whichever way you looked at it, was not hopeful.
when the moon rose, barnwell and stone went away and left landor again with the peeping squaws and the wailing papooses, the mosquitoes and the legacy of their enduring enmity,—an enmity not to be lightly despised, for it could be as annoying and far more serious than the stings of the river-bottom mosquitoes. as they walked across the gleaming dust, their bodies throwing long black shadows, two naked indian boys followed them, creeping forward unperceived, dropping on the ground now and then, and wriggling along like snakes. they were practising for the future.
