gargantua is dosed by ponocrates, and forgets all that holofernes had taught him.
while the two hundred and fifteen games, taking up just that number of days, were being played, master ponocrates had not been at all idle. he had already consulted with master theodore—a wise physician of that time—and knew just what he was going to do when he had said:—
"to-morrow your highness will begin with me."
the first thing was to dose gargantua with a mysterious herb, which made him forget all that he had ever learned under his old teacher. this was not an original idea at all with either theodore or ponocrates, for thimotes, the music-master of miletus, had long before dosed, in the same way, such disciples of his as had been unlucky enough to have first learned their notes under other musicians. gargantua, when asked by ponocrates to meet certain scientific gentlemen of paris who had been specially invited to inspire the royal giant with love of knowledge, was so weak and pale after his dose that he could only bow his head, while wondering lazily to himself what all these heavy talks about science had to do with the latin, which his good old father grandgousier had been so anxious for him to learn.
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ponocrates doses gargantua.
when he had been dosed enough to forget his old studies, and even to look up with a mild surprise when his dearly-loved master holofernes was mentioned, gargantua was put through a course of study, in which he did not lose a single hour of the day. only think how much he must have learned each day! first, he was roused up, whether he wanted or not, at four o'clock every morning, when he said his prayers. while the attendants were rubbing his body down, a young page would read, in a loud voice, so as to be heard above the scrubbing, some extracts from a book of good doctrine. after this, being not more than half-dressed yet, his practice was to visit each of his companions in his room, and with a gentle "get thee up, my boy! get thee up!" awake the lazy fellow from his slumbers. then he returned to his room, where he found ponocrates always ready to explain what was doubtful in the chapters that had been read to him, and to ask him whether he had noted, as he should, what signs the sun was entering that morning, and what aspect he thought the moon would have that night.
it was only after this that his attendants began to dress him, to perfume him, to curl him, and to powder him—gargantua all the while not once venturing to use that large, well-thumbed german comb of which he had once been so proud. while all this was going on, the same page would repeat the lesson of the day. gargantua, thoroughly dosed and brought down to a most anxious desire for study, learned after two or three days to repeat the lessons by heart. everybody looked glad at this—none more so than good master ponocrates himself—especially when the debate touched on such a question as the "human state," which was made the special lesson for two or three hours. while gargantua was still puzzling over the reading of the "human state," and learning all around the best talk about it, the big clock would strike eleven; and then he would, with all his friends, walk soberly to the ground where they would play at the good old game of ball, exercising their bodies till all their muscles grew tired. from the field it was an easy way to the house, where gargantua, being first rubbed down and after a change of shirt, would walk meekly, surrounded by his friends, towards the kitchen to ask if the dinner was ready. while waiting for the cook—now no longer in a stew, and therefore growing fatter and greasier than ever—to send up the meal, they would recite clearly and eloquently such sentences as had been retained from the morning-lecture. however, mister appetite is stronger than knowledge; and when dinner was ready, they soon dropped their wise talk and began to look with eyes as big as their stomachs towards the dining-room. once seated at table some one would begin to read a pleasant history of ancient heroism, and continue reading until the wine was served. then, if the party seemed in a mood for it, ponocrates would set them to chatting merrily about the nature of all that they had before them on the table, the bread, the wine, the water, the salt, the meats, the fish, the fruits, herbs, roots and the mode of preparing all these. doing this every day, gargantua soon learned all the passages relating to them to be found in old classic writers, who were as dry as they were wise. sometimes, when the quotation did not run smooth, the old, musty, yellow parchment itself, with its nearly rubbed-out gothic letters, would be brought in to settle the question; and the result was that, in a marvelously short time, no learned doctor was gargantua's equal in all this—no, not by one-half.
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gargantua at his lessons.
they would once more take up in an easy talk the lessons read during the morning, and, after finishing their dinner with some well-made marmalade of quinces, would clean their teeth with a twig of the mastic tree, and wash their hands and eyes with fresh water. which being done, cards were brought, not to play with, but to teach a thousand fresh tricks and inventions which sprang directly, not only from architecture, but from geometry, astronomy, and music. after that, with a word from the good master, gargantua would make himself merry in singing with his comrades some songs selected by himself, accompanied by such instruments as the lute, the spinet, the harp, the german nine-holed flute, the viol, and the sackbut, when would come three hours given to exercises in writing antique and roman letters, and, lastly, to the main study, which would have made old father grandgousier's heart swell with gladness if he could only have known it.
