how is your grace’s horse, sans-pareil?’ asked sir chetwode chetwode of chetwode of the duke of st. james, shooting at the same time a sly glance at his opposite neighbour, sir tichborne tichborne of tichborne.
‘quite well, sir,’ said the duke in his quietest tone, but with an air which, he flattered himself, might repress further inquiry.
‘has he got over his fatigue?’ pursued the dogged baronet, with a short, gritty laugh, that sounded like a loose drag-chain dangling against the stones. ‘we all thought the yorkshire air would not agree with him.’
‘yet, sir chetwode, that could hardly be your opinion of sanspareil,’ said miss dacre, ‘for i think, if i remember right, i had the pleasure of making you encourage our glove manufactory.’
sir chetwode looked a little confused. the duke of st. james, inspirited by his fair ally, rallied, and hoped sir chetwode did not back his steed to a fatal extent. ‘if,’ continued he, ‘i had had the slightest idea that any friend of miss dacre was indulging in such an indiscretion, i certainly would have interfered, and have let him known that the horse was not to win.’
‘is that a fact?’ asked sir tichborne tichborne of tichborne, with a sturdy voice.
‘can a yorkshireman doubt it?’ rejoined the duke. ‘was it possible for anyone but a mere newmarket dandy to have entertained for a moment the supposition that anyone but may dacre should be the queen of the st. leger?’
‘i have heard something of this before,’ said sir tichborne, ‘but i did not believe it. a young friend of mine consulted me upon the subject. “would you advise me,” said he, “to settle?” “why,” said i, “if you can prove any bubble, my opinion is, don’t; but if you cannot prove anything, my opinion is, do.”’
‘very just! very true!’ were murmured by many in the neighbourhood of the oracle; by no one with more personal sincerity than lady tichborne herself.
‘i will write to my young friend,’ continued the baronet.
‘oh, no!’ said miss dacre. ‘his grace’s candour must not be abused. i have no idea of being robbed of my well-earned honours. sir tichborne, private conversation must be respected, and the sanctity of domestic life must not be profaned. if the tactics of doncaster are no longer to be fair war, why, half the families in the riding will be ruined!’
‘still,’— said sir tichborne.
but mr. dacre, like a deity in a trojan battle, interposed, and asked his opinion of a keeper.
‘i hope you are a sportsman,’ said miss dacre to the duke, ‘for this is the palace of nimrod!’
‘i have hunted; it was not very disagreeable. i sometimes shoot; it is not very stupid.’
‘then, in fact, i perceive that you are a heretic. lord faulconcourt, his grace is moralising on the barbarity of the chase.’
‘then he has never had the pleasure of hunting in company with miss dacre.’
‘do you indeed follow the hounds?’ asked the duke.
‘sometimes do worse, ride over them; but lord faulconcourt is fast emancipating me from the trammels of my frippery foreign education, and i have no doubt that, in another season, i shall fling off quite in style.’
‘you remember mr. annesley?’ asked the duke.
‘it is difficult to forget him. he always seemed to me to think that the world was made on purpose for him to have the pleasure of “cutting” it.’
‘yet he was your admirer!’
‘yes, and once paid me a compliment. he told me it was the only one that he had ever uttered.’
‘oh, charley, charley! this is excellent. we shall have a tale when we meet. what was the compliment?’
‘it would be affectation in me to pretend that i have forgotten it. nevertheless, you must excuse me.’
‘pray, pray let me have it!’
‘perhaps you will not like it?’
‘now, i must hear it.’
‘well then, he said that talking to me was the only thing that consoled him for having to dine with you and to dance with lady shropshire.’
‘charles is jealous,’ drawled the duke.
‘of her grace?’ asked miss dacre, with much anxiety.
‘no; but charles is aged, and once, when he dined with me, was taken for my uncle.’
the ladies retired, and the gentlemen sat barbarously long. sir chetwode chetwode of chetwode and sir tichborne tichborne of tichborne were two men who drank wine independent of fashion, and exacted, to the last glass, the identical quantity which their fathers had drunk half a century before, and to which they had been used almost from their cradle. the only subject of conversation was sporting. terrible shots, more terrible runs, neat barrels, and pretty fencers. the duke of st. james was not sufficiently acquainted with the geography of the mansion to make a premature retreat, an operation which is looked upon with an evil eye, and which, to be successful, must be prompt and decisive, and executed with supercilious nonchalance. so he consoled himself by a little chat with lord mildmay, who sat smiling, handsome, and mustachioed, with an empty glass, and who was as much out of water as he was out of wine. the duke was not very learned in parisian society; but still, with the aid of the duchess de berri and the duchess de duras, léontine fay, and lady stuart de rothesay, they got on, and made out the time until purgatory ceased and paradise opened.
for paradise it was, although there were there assembled some thirty or forty persons not less dull than the majority of our dull race, and in those little tactics that make society less burdensome perhaps even less accomplished. but a sunbeam will make even the cloudiest day break into smiles; a bounding fawn will banish monotony even from a wilderness; and a glass of claret, or perchance some stronger grape, will convert even the platitude of a goblet of water into a pleasing beverage, and so may dacre moved among her guests, shedding light, life, and pleasure.
she was not one who, shrouded in herself, leaves it to chance or fate to amuse the beings whom she has herself assembled within her halls. nonchalance is the métier of your modern hostess; and so long as the house be not on fire, or the furniture not kicked, you may be even ignorant who is the priestess of the hospitable fane in which you worship.
they are right; men shrink from a fussy woman. and few can aspire to regulate the destinies of their species, even in so slight a point as an hour’s amusement, without rare powers. there is no greater sin than to be trop prononcée. a want of tact is worse than a want of virtue. some women, it is said, work on pretty well against the tide without the last: i never knew one who did not sink who ever dared to sail without the first.
loud when they should be low, quoting the wrong person, talking on the wrong subject, teasing with notice, excruciating with attentions, disturbing a tête-à-tête in order to make up a dance; wasting eloquence in persuading a man to participate in amusement whose reputation depends on his social sullenness; exacting homage with a restless eye, and not permitting the least worthy knot to be untwined without their divinityships’ interference; patronising the meek, anticipating the slow, intoxicated with compliment, plastering with praise, that you in return may gild with flattery; in short, energetic without elegance, active without grace, and loquacious without wit; mistaking bustle for style, raillery for badinage, and noise for gaiety, these are the characters who mar the very career they think they are creating, and who exercise a fatal influence on the destinies of all those who have the misfortune to be connected with them.
not one of these was she, the lady of our tale. there was a quiet dignity lurking even under her easiest words and actions which made you feel her notice a compliment: there was a fascination in her calm smile and in her sunlit eye which made her invitation to amusement itself a pleasure. if you refused, you were not pressed, but left to that isolation which you appeared to admire; if you assented, you were rewarded with a word which made you feel how sweet was such society! her invention never flagged, her gaiety never ceased; yet both were spontaneous, and often were unobserved. all felt amused, and all were unconsciously her agents. her word and her example seemed, each instant, to call forth from her companions new accomplishments, new graces, new sources of joy and of delight. all were surprised that they were so agreeable.
