arnold was generally known as an idle man; and, as he said himself, he hardly knew what the inside of an office was like. but he was laborious in his idleness, and always ready to take any amount of pains, over anything in which he was interested. and he was very much interested in this canon’s park business. he felt sure that there was a link between mr. hampole’s odd story—“more than odd,” he meditated—and the experience of perrott’s cousin, the wheat-breeder from the west country. he made his way to stoke newington, and strolled up and down it, looking about him with an inquisitive eye. he found canon’s park, or what remained of it, without any trouble. it was pretty well as harliss had described it: a neighbourhood laid out in the twenties or thirties of the last century for city men of comfortable down to tolerable incomes.
some of these houses remained, and there was an attractive row of old-fashioned shops still surviving. again, in one place there was the modest cot of late georgian or early victorian design, with its trellised porch of faded blue-green paint, its patterned iron balcony, not displeasing, its little garden in the front, and its walled garden at the back; a small coach-house, a small stable. in another, something more exuberant and on a much larger scale: ambitious pilasters and stucco, broad lawns and sweeping drives, towering shrubs, and grass in the back premises. but on all the territory modernism had delivered its assault. the big houses remaining had been made into maisonettes, the small ones were down-at-heel, no longer objects of love; and everywhere there were blocks of flats in wicked red brick, as if mrs. todgers had given mr. pecksniff her notion of an up-to-date gaol, and he had worked out her design. opposite canon’s park, and occupying the site on which mr. glanville’s house must have stood, was a technical college; next to it a school of economics. both buildings curdled the blood: in their purpose and in their architecture. they looked as if mr. h. g. wells’s bad dreams had come true.
in none of this, whether moderately ancient or grossly modern, could arnold see anything to his purpose. in the period of which mr. hampole wrote, canon’s park may have been tolerably pleasant; it was now becoming intolerably unpleasant. but at its best, there could not have been anything in its aspect to suggest the wonderful vision which the clergyman thought he had seen from glanville’s window. and suburban gardens, however well kept, could not explain the farmer’s rhapsodies. arnold repeated the sacred words of the explanation formula: telepathy, hallucination, hypnotism; but felt very little easier. hypnotism, for example: that was commonly used to explain the indian rope trick. there was no such trick, and in any case, hypnotism could not explain that or any other marvel seen by a number of people at once, since hypnotism could only be applied to individuals, and with their full knowledge, consent, and conscious attention. telepathy might have taken place between glanville and hampole; but whence did perrott’s cousin receive the impression that he not only saw a sort of kubla khan, or old man of the mountain paradise, but actually walked abroad in it? the s.p.r. had, one might say, discovered telepathy, and had devoted no small part of their energies for the last forty-five years or more to a minute and thoroughgoing investigation of it; but, to the best of his belief, their recorded cases gave no instance of anything so elaborate as this business of canon’s park. and again; so far as he could remember, the appearances ascribed to a telepathic agency were all personal; visions of people, not of places: there were no telepathic landscapes. and as for hallucination: that did not carry one far. that stated a fact, but offered no explanation of it. arnold had suffered from liver trouble: he had come down to breakfast one morning and had been vexed to see the air all dancing with black specks. though he did not smell the nauseous odour of a smoky chimney, he made no doubt at first that the chimney had been smoking, or that the black specks were floating soot. it was some time before he realized that, objectively, there were no black specks, that they were optical illusions, and that he had been hallucinated. and no doubt the parson and the farmer had been hallucinated: but the cause, the motive power, was to seek. dickens told how, waking one morning, he saw his father sitting by his bedside, and wondered what he was doing there. he addressed the old man, and got no answer, put out his hand to touch him: and there was no such thing. dickens was hallucinated; but since his father was perfectly well at the time, and in no sort of trouble, the mystery remained insoluble, unaccountable. you had to accept it; but there was no rationale of it. it was a problem that had to be given up.
but arnold did not like giving problems up. he beat the coverts of stoke newington, and dived into pubs of promising aspect, hoping to meet talkative old men, who might remember their fathers’ stories and repeat them. he found a few, for though london has always been a place of restless, migratory tribes, and shifting populations; and now more than ever before; yet there still remains in many places, and above all in the remoter northern suburbs, an old fixed element, which can go back in memory sometimes for a hundred, even a hundred and fifty years. so in a venerable tavern—it would have been injurious and misleading to call it a pub—on the borders of canon’s park he found an ancient circle that gathered nightly for an hour or two in a snug, if dingy, parlour. they drank little and that slowly, and went early home. they were small tradesmen of the neighbourhood, and talked their business and the changes they had seen, the curse of multiple shops, the poor stuff sold in them, and the cutting of prices and profits. arnold edged into the conversation by degrees, after one or two visits—“well, sir, i am very much obliged to you, and i won’t refuse”—and said that he thought of settling in the neighbourhood: it seemed quiet. “best wishes, i’m sure. quiet; well it was, once; but not much of that now in stoke newington. all pride and dress and bustle now; and the people that had the money and spent it, they’re gone, long ago.”
“there were well-to-do people here?” asked arnold, treading cautiously, feeling his way, inch by inch.
“there were, i assure you. sound men—warm men, my father used to call them. there was mr. tredegar, head of tredegar’s bank. that was amalgamated with the city and national many years ago: nearer fifty than forty, i suppose. he was a fine gentleman, and grew beautiful pineapples. i remember his sending us one, when my wife was poorly all one summer. you can’t buy pineapples like that now.”
“you’re right, mr. reynolds, perfectly right. i have to stock what they call pineapples, but i wouldn’t touch them myself. no scent, no flavour. tough and hard; you can’t compare a crabapple with a cox’s pippin.”
there was a general assent to this proposition; and arnold felt that it was slow work.
and even when he got to his point, there was not much gained. he said he had heard that canon’s park was a quiet part; off the main track.
“well, there’s something in that,” said the ancient who had accepted the half-pint. “you don’t get very much traffic there, it’s true: no trams or buses or motor coaches. but they’re pulling it all to pieces; building new blocks of flats every few months. of course, that might suit your views. very popular these flats are, no doubt, with many people; most economical, they tell me. but i always liked a house of my own, myself.”
“i’ll tell you one way a flat is economical,” the greengrocer said with a preparatory chuckle. “if you’re fond of the wireless, you can save the price and the licence. you’ll hear the wireless on the floor above, and the wireless on the floor below, and one or two more besides when they’ve got their windows open on summer evenings.”
“very true, mr. batts, very true. still, i must say, i’m rather partial to the wireless myself. i like to listen to a cheerful tune, you know, at tea time.”
“you don’t tell me, mr. potter, that you like that horrible jazz, as they call it ?”
“well, mr. dickson, i must confess...” and so forth, and so forth. it became evident that there were modernists even here: arnold thought that he heard the term “hot blues” distinctly uttered. he forced another half-pint—“very kind of you; mild this time, if you don’t mind”—on his neighbour, who turned out to be mr. reynolds, the pharmaceutical chemist, and tried back.
“so you wouldn’t recommend canon’s park as a desirable residence.”
“well, no, sir; not to a gentleman who wants quiet, i should not. you can’t have quiet when a place is being pulled down about your ears, as you may say. it certainly was quiet enough in former days. wouldn’t you say so, mr. batts?”—breaking in on the musical discussion—“canon’s park was quiet enough in our young days, wasn’t it? it would have suited this gentleman then, i’m sure.”
“perhaps so,” said mr. batts. “perhaps so, and perhaps not. there’s quiet, and quiet.”
and a certain stillness fell upon the little party of old men. they seemed to ruminate, to drink their beer in slower sips.
“there was always something about the place i didn’t altogether like,” said one of them at last. “but i’m sure i don’t know why.”
“wasn’t there some tale of a murder there, a long time ago? or was it a man that killed himself, and was buried at the crossroads by the green, with a stake through his heart?”
“i never heard of that, but i’ve heard my father say that there was a lot of fever about there formerly.”
“i think you’re all wide of the mark, gentlemen, if you’ll excuse my saying so”—this from an elderly man in a corner, who had said very little hitherto. “i wouldn’t say canon’s park had a bad name, far from it. but there certainly was something about it that many people didn’t like; fought shy of, you may say. and it’s my belief that it was all on account of the lunatic asylum that used to be there, awhile ago.”
“a lunatic asylum was there?” arnold’s particular friend asked. “well, i think i remember hearing something to that effect in my very young days, now you recall the circumstances. i know we boys used to be very shy of going through canon’s park after dark. my father used to send me on errands that way now and again, and i always got another boy to come along with me if i could. but i don’t remember that we were particularly afraid of the lunatics either. in fact, i hardly know what we were afraid of, now i come to think of it.”
“well, mr. reynolds, it’s a long time ago; but i do think it was that madhouse put people off canon’s park in the first place. you know where it was, don’t you?”
“i can’t say i do.”
“well, it was that big house right in the middle of the park, that had been empty years and years—forty years, i dare say, and going to ruin.”
“you mean the place where empress mansions are now? oh, yes, of course. why they pulled it down more than twenty years ago, and then the land was lying idle all through the war and long after. a dismal-looking old place it was; i remember it well: the ivy growing over the chimney-pots, and the windows smashed, and the ‘to let’ boards smothered in creepers. was that house an asylum in its day?”
“that was the very house, sir. himalaya house, it was called. in the first place it was built on to an old farmhouse by a rich gentleman from india, and when he died, having no children, his relations sold the property to a doctor. and he turned it into a madhouse. and as i was saying, i think people didn’t much like the idea of it. you know, those places weren’t so well looked after as they say they are now, and some very unpleasant stories got about; i’m not sure if the doctor didn’t get mixed up in a lawsuit over a gentleman, of good family, i believe, who had been shut up in himalaya house by his relations for years, and as sensible as you or me all the time. and then there was that young fellow that managed to escape: that was a queer business. though there was no doubt that he was mad enough for anything.”
“one of them got away, did he?” arnold inquired, wishing to break the silence that again fell on the circle.
“that was so. i don’t know how he managed it, as they were said to be very strictly kept, but he contrived to climb out or creep out somehow or other, one evening about tea time, and walked as quietly as you please up the road, and took lodgings close by here, in that row of old red-brick houses that stood where the technical college is now. i remember well hearing mrs. wilson that kept the lodgings—she lived to be a very old woman—telling my mother that she never saw a nice-looking, better-spoken young man than this mr. valiance—i think he called himself: not his real name, of course. he told her a proper story enough about coming from norwich, and having to be very quiet on account of his studies and all that. he had his carpetbag in his hand, and said the heavy luggage was coming later, and paid a fortnight in advance, quite regular. of course, the doctor’s men were after him directly and making inquiries in all directions, but mrs. wilson never thought for a moment that this quiet young lodger of hers was the missing madman. not for some time, that is.”
arnold took advantage of a rhetorical pause in the story. he leaned forward to the landlord, who was leaning over the bar, and listening like the rest. presently orders round were solicited, and each of the circle voted for a small drop of gin, feeling “mild” or even “bitter” to be inadequate to the crisis of such a tale. and then, with courteous expressions, they drank the health of “our friend sitting by our friend mr. reynolds.” and one of them said:
“so she found out, did she?”
“i believe,” the narrator continued, “that it was a week or thereabouts before mrs. wilson saw there was something wrong. it was when she was clearing away his tea, he suddenly spoke up, and says:
“‘what i like about these apartments of yours, mrs. wilson, is the amazing view you have from your windows.’
“well, you know, that was enough to startle her. we all of us know what there was to see from the windows of rodman’s row: fothergill terrace, and chatham street, and canon’s park: very nice properties, no doubt, all of them, but nothing to write home about, as the young people say. so mrs. wilson didn’t know how to take it quite, and thought it might be a joke. she put down the tea-tray, and looked the lodger straight in the face.
“‘what is it, sir, you particularly admire, if i might ask?’
“‘what do i admire?’ said he. ‘everything.’ and then, it seems, he began to talk the most outrageous nonsense about golden and silver and purple flowers, and the bubbling well, and the walk that went under the trees right into the wood, and the fairy house on the hill; and i don’t know what. he wanted mrs. wilson to come to the window and look at it all. she was frightened, and took up her tray, and got out of the room as quick as she could; and i don’t wonder at it. and that night, when she was going up to bed, she passed her lodger’s door, and heard him talking out loud, and she stopped to listen. mind you, i don’t think you can blame the woman for listening. i dare say she wanted to know who and what she had got in her house. at first she couldn’t make out what he was saying. he was jabbering in what sounded like a foreign language; and then he cried out in plain english as if he were talking to a young lady, and making use of very affectionate expressions.
“that was too much for mrs. wilson, and she went off to bed with her heart in her boots, and hardly got to sleep all through the night. the next morning the gentleman seemed quiet enough, but mrs. wilson knew he wasn’t to be trusted, and directly after breakfast she went round to the neighbours, and began to ask questions. then, of course, it came out who her lodger must be, and she sent word round to himalaya house. and the doctor’s men took the young fellow back. and, bless my soul, gentlemen; it’s close on ten o’clock.”
the meeting broke up in a kind of cordial bustle. the old man who had told the story of the escaped lunatic had remarked, it appeared, the very close attention that arnold had given to the tale. he was evidently gratified. he shook arnold warmly by the hand, remarking: “so you see, sir, the grounds i have for my opinion that it was that madhouse that gave canon’s park rather a bad name in our neighbourhood.”
and arnold, revolving many things, set out on the way back to london. much seemed heavily obscure, but he wondered whether mrs. wilson’s lodger was a madman at all; any madder than mr. hampole, or the farmer from somerset or charles dickens, when he saw the appearance of his father by his bed.
