a serious ballad.
but a bold pheasantry, their country’s pride
when once destroyed can never be supplied.
goldsmith.
bill blossom was a nice young man,
and drove the bury coach;
but bad companions were his bane,
and egg’d him on to poach.
they taught him how to net the birds,
and how to noose the hare;
and with a wiry terrier,
he often set a snare.
each “shiny night” the moon was bright,
to park, preserve, and wood
he went, and kept the game alive,
by killing all he could.
land-owners, who had rabbits, swore
that he had this demerit —
give him an inch of warren, he
would take a yard of ferret.
at partridges he was not nice;
and many, large and small,
without hall’s powder, without lead,
were sent to leaden hall.
he did not fear to take a deer
from forest, park, or lawn;
and without courting lord or duke,
used frequently to fawn.
folks who had hares discovered snares —
his course they could not stop:
no barber he, and yet he made
their hares a perfect crop.
to pheasant he was such a foe,
he tried the keepers’ nerves;
they swore he never seem’d to have
jam satis of preserves.
the shooter went to beat, and found
no sporting worth a pin,
unless he tried the covers made
of silver, plate, or tin.
in kent the game was little worth,
in surrey not a button;
the speaker said he often tried
the manors about button.
no county from his tricks was safe;
in each he tried his lucks,
and when the keepers were in beds,
he often was at bucks.
and when he went to bucks, alas!
they always came to herts;
and even oxon used to wish
that he had his deserts.
but going to his usual hants,
old cheshire laid his plots:
he got entrapp’d by legal berks,
and lost his life in notts.