cobbett, that sturdy radical and consistent grumbler, had an adventure at andover, at the ‘george inn.’ it was in october 1826, on returning from weyhill fair, that he took occasion to dine here. of course he had no business or pleasure at the ‘george,’ for he had secured a lodging elsewhere; but with that obsession of his for agitation he must needs repair to the inn and dine at the ordinary; less we may be sure for the sake of the meal than to embrace the opportunity of addressing the farmers, the cattle-dealers, cheese and hop factors, and bankers whom he knew would be dining there at fair-time. it was an opportunity not to be missed.
he must have been sadly disappointed at first, for there were only about ten people dining; but when it was seen that this was the well-known cobbett, the diners increased, and, after the meal was over, the room became inconveniently crowded; guests coming from other inns until at length the room door was left open so that the crowd in the passage and on the stairs, which were crammed from top to bottom, might listen to the inevitable harangue on the sins of kings, and governments, and of landowners, and the criminal stupidity of every one else.
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at this stage of the proceedings, just as the dinner was done, one of the two friends by whom he was accompanied gave cobbett’s health. this, na?vely adds the arch-agitator, ‘was of course followed by a speech; and, as the reader will readily suppose, to{143} have an opportunity of making a speech was the main motive for my going to dine at an inn, at any hour, and especially at seven o’clock at night.’ that, at any rate, is frank enough.
after he had been thus holding forth on ruin, past, present, and to come, for half an hour or so, it seems to have occurred to the landlord that the company upstairs were drinking very little for so large a concourse, and he accordingly forced his way through the crowd, up the staircase, and along the passage into the dining-room. cobbett had already cast an unfavourable eye upon that licensed victualler, and describes him as ‘one sutton, a rich old fellow, who wore a round-skirted sleeved fustian waistcoat, with a dirty white apron tied round his middle, and with no coat on; having a look the eagerest and the sharpest that i ever saw in any set of features in my whole lifetime; having an air of authority and of mastership, which, to a stranger, as i was, seemed quite incompatible with the meanness of his dress and the vulgarity of his manners: and there being, visible to every beholder, constantly going on in him a pretty even contest between the servility of avarice and the insolence of wealth.’
the person who called forth this severe description having forced his way into the room, some one called out that he was causing an interruption, to which he replied that that was, in fact, what he had come to do, because all this speechifying injured the sale of his liquor! can it be doubted that this roused all the lion in cobbett’s breast? he first of all tells us that ‘the disgust and abhorrence which such conduct could{144} not fail to excite produced, at first, a desire to quit the room and the house, and even a proposition to that effect. but, after a minute or so, to reflect, the company resolved not to quit the room, but to turn him out of it who had caused the interruption; and the old fellow, finding himself tackled, saved the labour of shoving, or kicking, him out of the room, by retreating out of the doorway, with all the activity of which he was master.’
weyhill fair
the speech at last finished, the company began to settle down to what cobbett calls the ‘real business of the evening, namely, drinking, smoking, and singing.’ it was a saturday night, and as there was all the sunday morning to sleep in, and as the wives of the company were at a convenient distance, the circumstances were favourable to an extensive consumption of ‘neat’ and ‘genuine’ liquors. at this juncture the landlord announced, through the waiter, that he declined to serve anything so long as mr. cobbett remained in the room! this uncorked all the vials of wrath of which cobbett had so large and bitter a supply. ‘gentlemen,’ he said, ‘born and bred, as you know i was, on the borders of this county, and fond as i am of bacon, hampshire hogs have with me always been objects of admiration rather than of contempt; but that which has just happened here induces me to observe that this feeling of mine has been confined to hogs of four legs. for my part, i like your company too well to quit it. i have paid this fellow six shillings for the wing of a fowl, a bit of bread, and a pint of small beer. i have a right to sit here; i want no drink, and those who{145} do, being refused it here, have a right to send to other houses for it, and to drink it here.’
mine host, alarmed at this declaration of independence, withdrew the prohibition, and indeed brought up pipes, tobacco, and the desired drinks himself; and soon after this entered the room with two gentlemen who had inquired for mr. cobbett, and laying his hand on cobbett’s knee, smiled and said the gentlemen wished to be introduced. ‘take away your paw,’ thundered the agitator, shaking the strangers by the hand; ‘i am happy to see you, even though introduced by this fellow.’ after which they all indulged in the english equivalent of the scotch ‘willie waucht’ until half-past two in the morning.
‘but,’ remarks cobbett, as a parting shot, ‘the next time this old sharp-looking fellow gets six shillings from me for a dinner, he shall, if he choose, cook me, in any manner that he likes, and season me with hand so unsparing as to produce in the feeders thirst unquenchable.’
