and enters upon his parental relations to little pete skidmore.
the self-sufficient, self-reliant shorty had never before had anything to so completely daze him. "ackchelly a letter from maria klegg. writ of her own free will and accord. and she wants to hear from me," he murmured, reading the letter over and over again, and scanning the envelope as if by intensity of gaze he would wring more from the mute white paper. the thought was overpowering that it had come directly from her soft hand; that she had written his name upon it; that her lips had touched the stamp upon it. he tenderly folded up the letter and replaced it in the envelope. his thoughts were too tumultuous for him to sit still. he would walk and calm himself. he wrapped the piece of maria's dress around the letter, rose and started off. he had gone but a few steps when it seemed to him that he had not caught the full meaning of some of the words in the letter. he sought a secluded place where he could sit down, unseen by any eyes, and read the letter all over again several times. then came the disturbing thought of how he was to care for and protect the precious missive? he could not bear to part with it for a single minute, and yet he did not want to carry the sacred thing around exposed to the dirt and moil of daily camp-life and the danger of loss. he thought long and earnestly, and at last went down to a large sutler's store, and purchased the finest morocco wallet from his stock. even this did not seem a sufficiently rich casket for such a gem, and he bought a large red silk bandana, in which he carefully wrapped letter, dress fragment and wallet, and put them in the pocket of his flannel shirt, next his breast. next came the momentous duty of writing an answer to the letter. yesterday he was burning with a desire to make an opportunity to write. now the opportunity was at hand, the object of his desires had actually asked him to write her, and the completeness of the opportunity unnerved him.
"the first thing i have got to do," said he, "is to git some paper and envelopes and ink. i don't s'pose they've got anything here fit for a gentleman to write to a lady with." he turned over the sutler's stock of stationery disdainfully, and finally secured a full quire of heavy, gilt-edged paper, and a package of envelopes, on which was depicted a red-and-blue soldier, with a flag in one hand and a gun in the other, charging bayonets through a storm of bursting shells.
"it's true i ain't one o' the color-guard yit," mused shorty, studying the picture, "but the colonel sorter hinted that i might be, if cap mcgillicuddy could spare me from co. q, which ain't at all likely. now, mister, le'me see some pens."
"here's some—gillott's—best quality," said the sutler's clerk.
"naw," said shorty contemptuously. "don't want no common steel pens. goin' to write to a lady. git me your best gold ones."
shorty made quite a pretense of trying, as he had seen penmen do, the temper of the pens upon his thumb-nail, but chose the largest and highest priced one, in an elaborate silver holder.
"i'm very partickler 'bout my pens," said he to the clerk. "i must have 'em to just suit my hand. some folks's very keerless about what they write with, but i wasn't brung up that way."
"if you'd ask my advice," said the clerk, "i'd recommend this thing as the best for you to use. it'd suit fine italian hand better'n any pen ever made."
and he held up a marking-pot and brush.
"young man," said shorty, solemnly, as he paid for his purchases, "the condition o' your health requires you not to try to be funny. it's one o' the dangerousest things in the army. you're exposed to a great many complaints down here, but nothin' 'll send you to the hospital as suddenly as bein' funny."
the next thing was a studio where he could conduct his literary task without interruption, and shorty finally found a rock surrounded by bushes, where he could sit and commune with his thoughts. he got the cover of a cracker-box, to place on his knees and serve for a desk, laid his stationery down beside him, re-read maria's letter several times, spoiled several sheets of paper in trying to get his fingers limber enough for chirography, and then, begun the hardest, most anxious afternoon's work he had ever done, in writing the following letter:
"camp ov the 2 hunderdth injianny
"voluntear infantry,
"mishun rij, nere chattynoogy, april the 10, 1864.
"miss maria klegg,
"respected frend.
(this part of the letter had cost shorty nearly an hour of anxious thought. he had at first written "dere miss maria," and then recoiled, shuddered and blushed at the thought of the affectionate familiarity implied. then he had scrawled, one after another, the whole gamut of beginnings, before he decided upon addressing her, as was her right, as formally as he would the wife of the president.)
"yore letter was welcomer to me than the visit ov the
pamaster, after six months exclipse ov hiz cheerful mug."
("i think 'mug' is the word they use for face in good society," mused shorty, with the end of the penholder in his mouth. "at least i heard the kurnel use it one day. she can't expect no man to be much gladder of anything than the comin' o' the paymaster, and that orter please her.")
"thankee for yore kind inkwiries az to mi helth? ime glad to
say that ime all rite, and sound in lung, body and runnin'
gear, and—"
(shorty was on the point of adding "hope that you are enjoying the same blessing," when a shiver passed through him that it might be improper to allude to a young lady's locomotory apparatus. after deep meditation, he took safety's side and added):
"so's si. i sinserely hoap that you are injoyin' the
blessin's ov helth, and the konsolashuns ov religion."
("i'm not certain about that last," thought shorty, "but i heard a preacher say it once, and it ought to be all right to write to a young lady.")
"we are still layin' in camp, but expectin' every day orders
to move out for a little soshable with mister joe johnston,
whose roostin over on pigeon mountain. when we git at him,
there won't be no pigeon about it, but a game ov fox-and-
geese with us for the foxes.
("there," mused shorty, complacently; "that'll amuse her. girls like a little fun throwed into letters, when it's entirely respectful.)
"little pete skidmore is in the company, all rite. he is wun
ov the nicest boys that ever lived, but he needs half-
killin' nerely every day. all real nice boys do. woodent
give much for them if they diddent. tel his mother he look
out for him, and fetch him up in the way he shood go, if i
haf to break every bone in his body. she needent worry. i no
awl about boys. thair like colts—need to be well-broke
before thair enny akount."
("now," commented shorty, as he read what he had written, "that'll make maria and his mother feel easy in their minds. they'll think they're in great luck to git a man who'll be a second father to pete, and not risk spilin the child by sparin the rod.")
("great jehosephat, what work writing to a young lady is. i'd much ruther build breastworks or make roads. now, if it was some ordinary woman, i wouldn't have to be careful about my spelin' and gramer, but with sich a lady as maria klegg—great cesar's ghost! a man must do the very best that's in him, and then that ain't half enough. but i must hurry and finish this letter this afternoon. i can't git another day off to work at it.")
"respected miss maria, what a fine writer you are. yore
handwritin' is the most beautiful i ever seen. jeb smith,
our company clerk, thinks that he can sflink ink to beat old
spencerian system hisself, but he ain't once with you. ide
ruther see one line ov your beautiful ritin' than all that
he ever writ."
("that's so," said shorty, after judicially scanning the sentence. "jeb kin do some awful fancy kurlys, and draw a bird without takin' his pen from the paper, but he never writ my name a thousandth part as purty as maria kin.")
"and how purty you spel. ime something ov a speler myself,
and can nock out most ov the boys in the company on
webster's primary, but i aint to be menshuned in the saim
day with you.
"with best respecks to your family, and hoapin soon to here
from you, i am very respeckfully, your friend,
w. l. elliot.
corpril, company q, 2 hundsrdth injiamiy volintear
infantry."
by the time he had his letter finished, and was wiping the sweat of intense labor from his brow, he heard the bugle sounding the first call for dress parade. "i must go and begin my fatherly dooties to little pete skidmore," he said, carefully sealing his letter and sticking a stamp on it, to mail at the chaplain's tent as he went by. "it's goin' to be extry fatigue to be daddy to a little cuss as lively as a schoolhouse flea, and corpril of co. q, at the same time, but i'm going to do it, if it breaks a leg."
he was passing a clump of barberry bushes when he overheard pete skidmore's voice inside:
"i'll bet $10 i kin pick it out every time. i'll bet $25 i kin pick it out this time. don't tech the cards."
"i don't want to lose no more money on baby bets," replied a tantalizing voice. "i'll make it $40 or nothin'. now, youngster, if y're a man—"
shorty softly parted the bushes and looked in. two of the well-known sharpers who hung around the camps had enticed little pete in there, and to a game of three-card monte. they had inflamed his boyish conceit by allowing him to pick out two cards in succession, and with small bets.
"i hain't got but $40 left o' my bounty and first month's pay," said little pete irresolutely, "and i wanted to send $35 of it home to mother, but i'll—"
"you'll do nothin' o' the kind," shouted shorty, bursting through the bushes. "you measly whelps, hain't you a grain o' manhood left? ain't you ashamed to swindle a green little kid out o' the money that he wants to send to his widowed mother?"
"go off and 'tend to your own business, if you know what's good for you," said the larger of the men threateningly. "keep your spoon out o' other folks' soup. this young man knows what he's about. he kin take care o' himself. he ain't no chicken. you ain't his guardeen."
"no he ain't," said pete skidmore, whose vanity was touched as well as his cupidity aroused. "mind your own business, mister elliott. you're only a corpril anyway. you hain't nothin' to do with me outside the company. i kin take care o' myself. i've beat these men twice, and kin do it again."
"clear out, now, if you don't want to git hurt," said the larger man,' moving his hand toward his hip.
shorty's response was to kick over the board on which the cards were lying, and knock the man sprawling with a back-handed blow. he made a long pass at the other man, who avoided it, and ran away. shorty took pete by the collar and drew him out of the bushes, in spite of that youngster's kicks and protestations.
he halted there, pulled out his pocket-knife, and judicially selected a hickory limb, which he cut and carefully pruned.
"what're you goin' to do?" asked pete apprehensively.
"i'm goin' to give you a lesson on the evils of gamblin', pete, especially when you don't know how."
"but i did know how," persisted pete. "i beat them fellers twice, and could beat them every time. i could see quicker'n they could move their hands."
"you little fool, you knowed about as much about them cards as they know of ice-water in the place where jeff davis is goin'. pete, i'm goin' to be a second father to you."
"dod dum you, who asked you to be a daddy to me? i've had one already. when i want another, i'll pick one out to suit myself," and pete looked around for a stone or a club with which to defend himself.
"pete," said shorty solemnly as he finished trimming the switch, and replaced the knife in his pocket, "nobody's allowed to pick out his own daddy in this world. he just gits him. it's one o' the mysterious ways o' providence. you've got me through one o' them mysterious ways o' providence, and you can't git shet o' me. i'm goin' to lick you still harder for swearin' before your father, and sayin' disrespeckful words to him. and i'm goin' to lick you till you promise never to tech another card until i learn you you how to play, which'll be never. come here, my son."
the yells that soon rose from that thicket would have indicated that either a boy was being skinned alive or was having his face washed by his mother.
