i think it is the observant author of “soapy sponge,” who makes that sporting tourist declare that “women never look so well as when you come home from hunting.” certainly the contrast between a cold cheerless day out-of-doors and the luxurious atmosphere of a well-warmed, well-ventilated house, inclines a man to view everything through a complimentary medium, even without taking into consideration the delightful exchange of a hard slippery saddle for the cushions of a comfortable arm-chair, or the warmth of a blazing fire. the inside of the rectory was as pretty and as snug as it was possible for any house to be. parson dove was one of those men in whom the bump of comfort is strongly developed, and whether he bought a warming-pan or a wine-cooler, he was sure to get the best, and the best-looking, article that was to be had for money.
as the three sportsmen clanked along the carpeted passage to the drawing-room, they heard the notes of a pianoforte sounding from that apartment, and mr. sawyer had barely time to summon all his fortitude, for the subversion of his constitutional shyness, ere he found himself ushered into that sanctuary, in the wake of the honourable crasher, whom, truth to tell, just at that moment, he felt he would have followed with less apprehension over another locked gate, or treacherous “oxer.” it was not so formidable an undertaking, after all. there were but two ladies, and both seemed delighted at the acquisition of visitors on so dull a morning. the introductions were got over, none the worse that nobody knew the stranger’s name; and both mrs. dove, an ample lady, with the remains of considerable beauty, and “my daughter cecilia,” of whom more anon, seemed resolved to make themselves agreeable to their guests—mamma rather inclining to the honourable crasher, who was an old friend, and had often dropped in to luncheon before; whilst the siren cecilia, fresh from the execution of that “sweet thing” they had heard on the pianoforte, seemed willing to devote herself to the amusement and possible subjugation of the stranger.
there are some men on whom young ladies feel instinctively they are but wasting their time, and it is curious how seldom their perceptions deceive them on this point. of such was the honourable c. good-looking, amiable, to all appearance well-off, and not over-burdened with brains, he possessed all the attributes of an “eligible parti” and yet somehow the most match-making of mothers, and the most enterprising of daughters, always gave him up as a bad job, after the first ten minutes. there was something about him that betrayed to female shrewdness he was not “a marrying man,” and as they judiciously abstain from playing a game in which the loss is not exclusively on the side of the adversary, they let him alone accordingly.
now, it was otherwise with mr. sawyer. although you and i would have voted him a confirmed bachelor, might even have judged him uncharitably as somewhat rough and unpolished and unrefined, might have scouted the idea of his being in any respect “a ladies’ man,” and laughed outright at his competing with such a double-distilled dandy as the honourable c., we should thus have only exposed our ignorance of the secret springs and impulses that move that mysterious piece of mechanism—the female mind. miss dove, in the absence of any other and nobler game, had not the slightest objection to exercise the different weapons in her armoury on her mamma’s friend’s friend.
these were of a sufficiently deadly character. miss cecilia—or “cissy,” as they called her at home—without being strictly pretty, was a very attractive young lady. she had a pair of wicked black eyes, with rather thick eyebrows; a high colour; white teeth, which she did not scruple to display on all available occasions; and a laugh so clear and ringing and inspiriting, that it put a man in good-humour in spite of himself. even in the bitterest of frosts, papa could not be cross for five minutes together, when “cissy” set to work to tease him into affability. also, miss dove’s figure was exceedingly round and symmetrical; not an angle nor a corner in those graceful, flowing lines. her foot and ankle were undeniable, and her hands white and well-shaped. altogether, she would have passed muster as good-looking in london: it is needless, therefore, to say that she ought to have been placarded “dangerous” in leicestershire. nor had this young woman neglected such opportunities of improving her natural advantages as had come in her way. she could play and sing with much taste and tolerable skill; she could waltz down a strong man in pretty good training, without drawing her breath quicker for the exertion; she could ride with a degree of nerve and judgment seldom enjoyed by the softer sex; and, finally, she had a way of looking down, to show her long eyelashes, which in many instances had been productive of much loss and confusion to the adversary.
it was, you see, scarcely a fair match to pit all these qualities against honest john standish sawyer, with his coarse hands and feet, his short, square-tailed coat, ill-made boots and breeches, red whiskers, and general diffidence.
as he sat before her, with his cap between his feet (i need hardly observe that, like the other ornaments of the old country, he wore a velvet hunting-cap), and the horn handle of his whip in his mouth, she took the lead in the conversation; indeed, i am prepared to lay my reader considerable odds, that, whenever he meets a lady and gentleman together, the former is talking, and the latter listening.
miss dove began at him without delay:
“you’ve only just arrived, i hear; and, indeed, what unpromising weather you find us with! i told papa, this morning, i was sure we shouldn’t be able to hunt; and i went and took my habit off directly after breakfast. if there’s one thing i abominate more than another, it’s a fog; and at tilton wood, too, of all places in the world! i’ve no idea of leaving a good fire, to go and sit there with the others, like a lot of crows in a mist; and this weather always lasts three days; and to-morrow they meet at the best place they have; and i hope you like our country?”
mr. sawyer could not conscientiously affirm that he had yet seen it; so he mumbled out an unintelligible answer, and the young lady went off again at score:
“harborough’s getting quite a gay place, i declare. so many gentlemen come there now, to hunt; and it’s so convenient for the railroad; and i dare say you know mr. savage, and captain struggles, and major brush; and are you going to give us a harborough ball?”
mr. sawyer was sufficiently experienced to take heart of grace at this juncture, and reply, “oh, certainly—certainly! i’m sure it will be a capital ball. may we hope, miss dove, that you will come to it?”
the eyelashes went down immediately; and miss d. was, no doubt, on the eve of making an appropriate reply, when the announcement of luncheon, and the simultaneous return of paterfamilias, broke up the pair of tête-à-têtes, and the party adjourned to the dining-room, all, apparently, on pretty good terms with themselves—mr. sawyer inwardly proud of having got so well out of the ball difficulty; “cissy” a little elevated with the conviction that she had made a fresh conquest (not that it was any novelty, but the feeling is always more or less agreeable); papa ready for luncheon, and sanguine about the four-year-old; mamma enchanted to have caught a good listener; and the honourable crasher in his usual state of easy and affable nonchalance.
it is only right to observe that the rev. had exchanged his hunting costume for a suit of more clerical attire, yet, somehow, had failed to put off with his leathers an atom of his equestrian air. even in the fullest canonicals, you never could have taken mr. dove for anything but a sportsman.
why are people always so much pleasanter at luncheon than at dinner? notwithstanding john bull’s predilection for the latter meal, as a mode of testifying his regard, his civility, and his own respectability, i cannot help thinking that foreigners are right to ignore that heavy system of dinner-giving which we islanders regard as the very framework of our social system. there is always more or less of pomposity, and consequent restraint, attendant upon a regular set dinner in the country. a few thorough people of the world, “worldly,” know how to ask exactly the right three couple or so, and put them down to a hot dinner at a round table, such as is the very acme of all festive boards; but this is a rare quality in host and hostess. usually, you are placed next to a guest you don’t know, and opposite to one you don’t like. your soup is cold, your venison underdone; and the eyes of three or four servants intently watching every mouthful you swallow is destruction to a delicate appetite. in some old-fashioned houses, you may even recognise the burly coachman assisting his fellow-domestics to wait upon the company; and although, for my own part, i confess to a liking for “the smell of the stables,” i cannot but admit that the flavour is somewhat spoilt by being mixed with that of a “salmi de gibier,” or a sweetbread plastered round with spinach.
but luncheon, on the contrary, is a light, exhilarating, free-and-easy meal. even mr. sawyer, as he finished his leg of pheasant and glass of brown sherry, felt wonderfully restored by his repast. “cissy” was a good “doer” (ladies generally are, about two o’clock), and, till she had disposed of her meal, gave her neighbour a little breathing-time, and leisure to look about him.
i have often thought, although i am by no means the first person who has made the observation, both in and out of print, how true it is that it may be a huge disadvantage to a girl to be seen in company with her mother. it is sometimes discouraging enough to reflect that the coveted treasure must eventually expand into a facsimile of the dragon on guard. fancy, if the fruit in the gardens of the hesperides had been eggs instead of apples, each golden shell enclosing the germ of just such a monster as was grinning at the gate! to be sure, the resemblance may cut the other way as well. i have seen mammas whom the fairest of eve’s daughters might be proud to resemble; but it is sometimes hard upon the young ph?be to have perpetually at her side the shapeless mother bunch, into the facsimile of which she must eventually grow. mr. sawyer, gazing intently on his hostess discussing her cutlet and glass of port-wine with considerable relish, acknowledged, though he would not accept, the warning.
miss dove took after mamma rather than papa. the matron’s red face was a brilliant colour in the girl; and the exuberant proportions of the one, suggestive of good-humour, good-living, and motherly content, were but the full, flowing outlines of perfect symmetry in the other.
however, they all got on remarkably well. even the honourable crasher made a feeble joke, of which the point somehow escaped his listeners—without, however, destroying his own enjoyment in its delivery. by the time papa proposed an adjournment to the stables, to inspect the four-year-old—“cissy” pleading for two minutes’ law, to put her hat on—they were all in high good-humour. if “one spur in the head” be “worth two in the heel,” i think it is equally true that a slight stimulant about 1.30 is twice as effectual as a feast at 7.45.
the four-year-old was a fine, lengthy, lashing-looking young horse, to use a graphic expression, more akin to the kennel than the stable. he had all that thickness of outline and coarseness of particular points which sportsmen so like to see, when pedigrees are unimpeachable, and which are sure to grow out into eventual strength and symmetry. mr. sawyer would perhaps have admired him more, had his attention not been distracted by the apparition in the young one’s box of the following choice assortment: viz. one pair of balmoral-boots (arched instep and pointed heels, after leech); one scarlet jupe, short and full; one morning-gown, very rich and voluminous, tucked and girt up all about ditto; one pair of neat little gloved hands, with tight-fitting bust and arms to match; and one rosy, smiling, happy face; the whole crowned by such a hat and feather as said “suivez moi!” far more peremptorily than ever did henri quatre’s great white panache. after that, he looked very little at the four-year-old.
poor mr. sawyer! when his horse was led out, to take him back to harborough, she patted its grey nose, and called it “a darling.” “a darling!” and the ungrateful brute snorted all over her pretty face and hands! well, he patted its neck himself, as he rode out of the yard.
the day seemed to have improved somehow, though the fog was equally dense, and twilight—or rather no-light—had set in. that cigar, too, which the honourable gave him just under langton, he thought, was the best he had ever smoked in his life.
